Andy Williams & the NBC Kids Search For Santa

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Bad music is one thing, but bad Christmas music truly is piped 24-7 into hell. The Cartoonist challenged me to make the world's most annoying Christmas mix, and in return, she would draw the cover for it. Here's the grating final result, available for download and sheer office-party torture!



1. C3PO: Christmas In the Stars
2. New Kids on the Block: Funky, Funky Christmas
3. Paul McCartney: Wonderful Christmastime
4. Little Cindy: Happy Birthday Jesus
5. Bob Dylan: Hark the Herald Angels Sing
6. Rosie O'Donnell & Elmo: Do You Hear What I Hear?
7. Crappily Synthesized Barking Dogs: Jingle Bells
8. Buster Poindexter: Zat You, Santa Claus?
9. Mannheim Steamroller: Deck the Halls
10. John Denver: Please Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas
11. AKIM & the Teddy Vann Production Company: Santa Claus Is A Black Man
12. Twisted Sister: O Come All Ye Faithful
13. The Little Stinkers: I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink)
14. Star Wars Christmas Album: What Do You Get A Wookiee For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb)
15. Wilson Phillips: Hey Santa
16. Jeff Dunham & Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Jingle Bombs
17. Miley Cyrus: Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
18. No Doubt: Oi! to the World
19. Mojo Nixon: Boogie Woogie Santa Claus
20. Eve 6: Noel! Noel!
21. NewSong: Christmas Shoes
22. James Brown: Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto
23. Band Aid: Do They Know It's Christmas
24. Wham!: Last Christmas (I Gave You My Heart)

DOWNLOAD "IT'S A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS" HERE, IF YOU DARE.