YOUR HORROR MOVIE CHECKLIST FOR OCTOBER 2008

[mister_punchy]

___ Set a plastic container of chewy orange mallo-pun'kins on the teevee. Find a half-dozen of them between your couch cushions sometime next April.

___ Watch Halloween stoned.

___ Watch Pieces drunk.

___ Watch Wild Zero drunk & stoned.

___ Watch Evil Dead II on coke.

___ Watch Suspiria while coming down from a psychedelic mushroom high

Comments

[mister_punchy]

I just looked for John Kerry's disembodied head on Google and I found something even better:

[businesscasual]

"Yoooooooou baaaaaastard...."

[dehumidifier]

Whatever pic you found isn't showing up for me.

[mister_punchy]

Man, nobody lets me steal bandwidth no more.