THWUNK KACHING BRRRRRRMMMMM BIIIING!!!!!!

[mister_clock]

...that, my friends, is the sound of me not only finding out that I'm keeping my job AND getting a raise soon but of me plunking down nearly a grand (after tax, mind you, after tax) on a new laptop. What's golden is the fact that I'm not even that broke now-- no foolin', I'm down some cash, but I still have a solid nut in the bank.

So yes, my laptop, my laptop, you see, is 320 gigabytes of sexy.