That'll teach me.

Jan 21, 2011 01:00

This exchange happened today:

Britt: My boobs look awesome.

Me: ... I'm not wearing a bra.

Despite the fact that I am a slovenly creature, I tend to get a lot of attention from guys. This amazes me, as I'll often wear the same clothes 3 or 4 days in a row(sweat pants, usually) and never wear makeup. Nonetheless, whenever I get asked out by a random guy, and I'm not interested, I usually just tell him that I'm seeing someone. A lot easier for me than having to outright reject him. Well, today when I was at the plasma donation center, a sketch kinda guy behind the counter winked at me and asked me if I was single. I did my usual thing and told him I wasn't. He then told me, "Aw, you just broke Eric's heart. He's going to be sooo upset!"

Eric is the hottie I've been making eyes at whenever I'm there.

DAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN IIIIIITTTTTTTTT

*Sigh* 

fail

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