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Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

"But which one of the internets do we hack?"

"All of them."

LOL, not really by Michael Bay, but you can see the influence.

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 OH...MY...GOD...

That's it.  I'm done looking for DragonCon costume accessories, lol.

Hey, Craig...

This is OMFG!Hilarious. Totally stolen from Sushicookie


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Matrix: Reloaded is on TNT right now.  I had almost forgotten how hot Smith and Johnson are.  I haven't seen this movie in YEARS!  Keanu is making me want to piss myself with hilarity.  Haha, that little schmuck in his cassock.

- Drank wine.  A LOT of it.
- Somehow managed a drunken fingernail-/toenail-painting party with Craig's mom and sister.
- Mocked teenagers and taunted them with booze.
- Ate pizza.
- Got humped by a chinchilla.  Twice.  I really wish it had been Craig instead.  Chinchilla sex is pretty unfulfilling.

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