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THINGS I ENJOY ABOUT CHRISTMAS SEASON:
- Seeing family & friends
- Presents
- Making hella cookies and candies
- Decorating
- Awesome holiday feasts
- Going to see other people's decorating
- Bayberry
- Lights
- JOYOUS METALLIC WRAPPING PAPER
- Boris Karloff reading The Grinch
- Taking kids to pick out a tree at a tree farm where you get to saw it down
- That feel when you give a really thoughtful/needed gift
- 'NOG
- Anthony Hopkins reading The Grinch
- Christmas scents at Bath & Body Works
- Flannel
- Department store window displays
- Slipper socks
- Sweet, sweet collector ornaments
- Snowflake motifs
- The Grinch
- GLITTER
- hot choclety milk
THINGS ABOUT CHRISTMAS SEASON THAT CAN DIE IN A HOLE FILLED WITH FIRE
- Black Friday
- Icy, dangerous roads
- Being forced to be fake happy around people who mostly dislike you for hours
- Trying to decide what to get anyone, ever
- People who are salty dicks to customer service/wait staff/cashiers
- Shopping
- Sleet/ice storms/any type of snow that isn't just a picturesque drape over grass and trees and enough to play in
- THE 40 SONGS OF BULLSHIT HOLIDAY MUSIC THAT START PLAYING EVERYWHERE ON HALLOWEEN AND DON'T END UNTIL NEW YEARS
- Cleaning
- White elephant gift exchanges/"Secret Santa"
- Washing dishes after cooking
- Post-holiday crash
- The "JUDGING U" glower from the bell ringer outside every store when I don't have change
- Wal-Mart, just all of Wal-Mart
- Seeing family & friends
- Presents
- Making hella cookies and candies
- Decorating
- Awesome holiday feasts
- Going to see other people's decorating
- Bayberry
- Lights
- JOYOUS METALLIC WRAPPING PAPER
- Boris Karloff reading The Grinch
- Taking kids to pick out a tree at a tree farm where you get to saw it down
- That feel when you give a really thoughtful/needed gift
- 'NOG
- Anthony Hopkins reading The Grinch
- Christmas scents at Bath & Body Works
- Flannel
- Department store window displays
- Slipper socks
- Sweet, sweet collector ornaments
- Snowflake motifs
- The Grinch
- GLITTER
- hot choclety milk
THINGS ABOUT CHRISTMAS SEASON THAT CAN DIE IN A HOLE FILLED WITH FIRE
- Black Friday
- Icy, dangerous roads
- Being forced to be fake happy around people who mostly dislike you for hours
- Trying to decide what to get anyone, ever
- People who are salty dicks to customer service/wait staff/cashiers
- Shopping
- Sleet/ice storms/any type of snow that isn't just a picturesque drape over grass and trees and enough to play in
- THE 40 SONGS OF BULLSHIT HOLIDAY MUSIC THAT START PLAYING EVERYWHERE ON HALLOWEEN AND DON'T END UNTIL NEW YEARS
- Cleaning
- White elephant gift exchanges/"Secret Santa"
- Washing dishes after cooking
- Post-holiday crash
- The "JUDGING U" glower from the bell ringer outside every store when I don't have change
- Wal-Mart, just all of Wal-Mart