Parking Lot Pimping
Woo hoo! Just had a jolly little altercation in the appartment parking lot with 2 large men! It would seem that a certain nameless silver substitute for a penis Cadillac likes to park in our designated parking spot. It might not seem like that big a deal, but the parking in this complex is sparse (hence the designated slots), and when one
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Oh yeah, I'm sure I was *really* intimidating to those high and/or drunk giants. Me, being a mere 5'8", with my hair in a ponytail and dressed in a University of the Pacific t-shirt and gym shorts... Rurr! The good part of the whole thing is that those 2 probably will have no recollection of the entire incident this morning - they're probably way more concerned with getting Salsa Verde Doritos or various other munchie satisfying foodstuffs.
But I'm glad you support my crotch kicking fetish. FYI, I will never kick a crotch that I may someday benefit from. Probably. Who can be %100 sure of anything these days?
"If people wanted to handle things ethically and civilly, why the hell would they need a lawyer?" ROTFL! Can I use this gem on my RP final? I'll cite you, of course.
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Well, if nothing else, you could just distract them with how cute you were, and then K can sneak up behind them and sucker punch them in the head.
You may benefit from my crotch? Why, whatever do you mean?? ;) Ohhhh, I get it. You mean if we are ever walking on the beach, and you are stung by a jellyfish and need...umm..help. :P Okay, that was nasty.
Of course you can use my lines. Feel free to use in class too, if you are ever called on. At the very least, you'll get a laugh and might wake the class up a bit too.
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I think when those guys looked at me, all they saw was a big bag of Fritos. They were like Shaggy and Scooby. You'd be surprised how often I get the "My but you remind me of a giant bag of Fritos" comment. ;)
Actually when I said future benefit, I meant that if I were in jail someday (y'know because I slept through PR and have no ethics whatsoever), you could take one for the team with the guard and spring me. XO
LOL, I think my professor would get a kick out of it. On the first day we watched a video montoge of evil lawyer jokes from the Daily Show.
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Let me get this straight. So you get to have a nice cozy nap in class, and I have to "take one for the team" with an old fat guard. Well, that seems fair! Kiddo, the reward better be worth it. ;)
When I left my old job to begin law school a few years ago, my bosses got me a going away present. They bought me a book called "The Ethical Lawyer." All of the pages inside were blank. LOL!
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LOL oh the reward will be worth it. After I'm a free woman I'll let you come to my appartment and play with my toys. Er... you know what I mean!
Ha ha ha, what a cool book! I wish that were the text for this class, I might actually pass it then...
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Best. Line. Ever. I'm so saving THAT for future use. That's right up there with "thinking about Max's pee pee." ;)
BTW, which chip do you think I would be?
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Kristen, on the other hand would be a Wow's with Olean. Is it because she's lowfat & tastey, or is it because you can only have her in small doses or you'll end up spending the afternoon in the bathroom...? Inquiring minds what to know! (appologies, K)
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ROTFL!! DAMN. STRAIGHT.
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Isn't it great how we can talk all day about absolutely nothing? *sigh* I love our converstations... But they make me hungry. I want chips now.
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Ooo, too bad you're not here. I have a nice big bag of popcorn on my desk. Mmmmmmm. On second thought, you and microwave popcorn don't seen to get along, so maybe chips is a better idea for you.
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Jeez, what's the deal that a girl can't set fire to a couple of kitchens while cooking popcorn without everyone bringing it up?! XP
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*explosion* *firetruck sounds*
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