Contrary to popular belief, Missnickers is not above shameless self-promotion!

[missnickers]

I don't feel that my LJ is getting nearly enough play (disregard the fact that I hardly ever update it, and when I do, it's mostly with jibberish). I need to spread the word, start advertising, get new viewers - and that's where YOU come in, my frieinds. I'm begging for your assistance: I need some testimonials, words from satisfied readers on

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Call 1-800-MISSNICKERS

[power12252]

Nicole is the hottest sex kitten to hit LJ since the "Now Hiring" Goat!

1-800?! This shit ain't free!

[missnickers]

You think I'm as hot as the Now Hiring Goat?!?! *sob* Max, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!!!

Are you just saying that because you feel obligated due to our Speedo Bond™?

It's $2.99 the first minute. Then $0.99 for each additional minute

[power12252]

No, I really mean it! Okay, I admit, when I first got my LJ account, it was because of the goat. I had a major crush on the goat. C'mon, we all did. But after these recent months with you, my feelings have changed. I prefer your big round head to his rough horns. I started to realize "Two legs good, four legs baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad."

I suppose the speedo bond does make me a little biased, but I KNOW that you pull off the Incredi-Thong better than Mr. Goat. ;)

But the proceeds go to feed a small family of mongeese in Sibera.

[missnickers]

Okay, I knew I had a nice round head, but now it's BIG too?! I am shocked and offended!! *slaps Max*

I think everyone was attracted to the goat... D'you know how hard it was for me to get any work done with his pinup hanging above my desk?!

I Shall Testify

[cllort]

Reading Nicole's LJ is like riding on a rollercoaster of emotions. I laughed, I cried, and I rediscovered my fear of the dark.

Admissable in a court of law

[missnickers]

BTW, how's that fic coming along? ;)

Re: Admissable in a court of law

[cllort]

LOL, pretty well actually. I think I'm going to have to bounce some ideas off of you regarding the fic. It's coming well, but I'm stuck with a couple decisions/questions. I won't be on AIM until next Monday, so is it ok if I email you? If so, what's your email?

Re: Admissable in a court of law

[missnickers]

MOST DEFINITELY! XD Send to: NDOUTATIME (at) comcast.net. Change the (at) obviously, I don't want to get spammed by more prescription places or porno sites when their computers pick up the link.

Can't wait to see what you've got so far! *is giddy*

[yourlivewire]

nicole is like, totally super aweseome. like, TOTALLY super awesome.

[missnickers]

*claps* Yay! People like me!

[foxywriter]

Reading Nicole's LJ is like taking a ride on the big waterslide at Sunsplash -- you don't quite know what it's gonna be like, but you know that people will scream and you'll have a wedgie when it's all over.

[missnickers]

98% chance of wedgie!! I like those odds! XD

[foxywriter]

I think Little i needs to comment, too! :-D

[power12252]

Agreed!

[timewanderer]

"Oh, what a lucky person you are to have found Nicole's LJ. Not only is she a witty, intelligent, and beautiful person, she has a flair for talking about her life in a way that grabs your attention with subtle nuances, enticing you to read each entry through to the end, and leaving you longing for more.

Welcome to the crazy, 'incredible' world of Nicole's LJ."
- timewanderer, Accounts Payable Coordinator from Gloucester, Massachusetts

[timewanderer]

Take the "and" out between "intelligent" and "beautiful." My bad.

[missnickers]

Awww, Paul, you are like the sweetest guy ever! *hugs* Even if you didn't mean all that..

[timewanderer]

Of course I did! You're just too modest to accept it as fact.

It did sound a bit melodramatic, didn't it? That's OK. You can still use it to promote your LJ.

I know...after you gather all of your quotes, create a poll for peeps to vote on the best one. Of course, no one should be allowed to vote for their own.