Contrary to popular belief, Missnickers is not above shameless self-promotion!

[missnickers]

I don't feel that my LJ is getting nearly enough play (disregard the fact that I hardly ever update it, and when I do, it's mostly with jibberish). I need to spread the word, start advertising, get new viewers - and that's where YOU come in, my frieinds. I'm begging for your assistance: I need some testimonials, words from satisfied readers on

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Call 1-800-MISSNICKERS

[power12252]

Nicole is the hottest sex kitten to hit LJ since the "Now Hiring" Goat!

1-800?! This shit ain't free!

[missnickers]

You think I'm as hot as the Now Hiring Goat?!?! *sob* Max, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!!!

Are you just saying that because you feel obligated due to our Speedo Bond™?

It's $2.99 the first minute. Then $0.99 for each additional minute

[power12252]

No, I really mean it! Okay, I admit, when I first got my LJ account, it was because of the goat. I had a major crush on the goat. C'mon, we all did. But after these recent months with you, my feelings have changed. I prefer your big round head to his rough horns. I started to realize "Two legs good, four legs baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad."

I suppose the speedo bond does make me a little biased, but I KNOW that you pull off the Incredi-Thong better than Mr. Goat. ;)

But the proceeds go to feed a small family of mongeese in Sibera.

[missnickers]

Okay, I knew I had a nice round head, but now it's BIG too?! I am shocked and offended!! *slaps Max*

I think everyone was attracted to the goat... D'you know how hard it was for me to get any work done with his pinup hanging above my desk?!

Wow! If you gained 200 lbs, you'd be Sally Struthers

[power12252]

Jeez, I just said that you were hotter than a goat! What more do you want from me, woman? :p Actually, I thought that other guy did say that it was big and round originally. So my bad. You know how fond I am of every inch of you, kiddo.

Woah Woah Woah! I thought you had a pinup of ME over your desk, and THAT was why you couldn't get any work done. *sulks*

If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard that....

[missnickers]

No, no, that gentleman said that my head was nice and round. Spherical and porportional. NOT BIG, thankyouverymuch!

I know you said I'm hotter than a goat and I am grateful, don't get me wrong! What other mascots am I hotter than? Smokey the Bear? Tony the Tiger?

I still have the pinup of you in your sparkly speedo above my desk... it's just NEXT to the LJ Goat. I'm only human, you know.

PS - You never cleaned my appartment in your speedo like you promised. What's up with that?!

You'd probably only have 5 cents

[power12252]

You are hotter than the Trix rabbit, Mufasa, Shrek, Darkwing Duck, Tweety Bird, Dink the last dinosaur, and all of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles combined!

Well, okay, just as long as you don't forget about me. I know that *I* can't beat the goat, but I at least want to make sure that I am on the same plane as him.

PS- As soon as you're all moved in, my speedo and I shall be there. Make sure you choose the appropriate musical selection for when I am cleaning.

PPS- Okay Miss comment whore, how 'bout commenting on MY LJ? :p It is naked without you. :D

10 cents, but one was a canadian nickel.

[missnickers]

OF COURSE I'll have music for you to clean to in your speedo!! I've alrady burned a CD, here's some of the choice tracks:

1. Back That Ass Up - New Found Glory
2. I See You Baby (Shakin' That Thang) - Groove Armada
3. Baby Got Back - Sir Mix Alot
4. The Thong Song - Sisqo
5. Shake Your Booty - KC and the Sunshine Band
6. Wiggle it - 2 in the Room
7. When In Doubt, I Whip It Out (It's A Free For All) - Ted Nugent
8. Feelin' on Yo' Booty - R. Kelly
9. Rump Shaker - Wrecks in Effex

And basically anything written in the 70s or by DMX.

(WOW, I know way too many songs about butts.... ;)

And I will def comment on your naked LJ - I've been rather mopey all weekend, but I"M BACK BABY! XD

Dude, that's liek worth $50 American! You're rich!!

[power12252]

Yes, I am definitely seeing a butt theme in your song selections. I suppose that means you want me to shake my thang while I'm cleaning. Well, I suppose I have no choice but to oblige. Move over J'Lo! *busts a move*

Glad to hear that you are back in action. ;) If Nickers is not happy and giddy, then we are all doooooooooomed!!!

God bless Canada, eh!

[missnickers]

I thought of another one: "Take It Off" by The Donnas! That is classic speedo cleaning music - I dunno how I missed that, but that will be *our* song! Cause I get what I want, and I likes what I sees. *wink wink*