http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1077

Damn. I thought I had til thirty.

http://xkcd.com/447/

"Check it out; I've had sex with someone who's had sex with someone who's written a paper with Paul Erdos ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIq1bvHqOfo

(My favourite bit is the Goldilocks bit at the end.)

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_finally_put_in_charge_of?utm_source=EMTF_Onion

One of the safety instructions that came with my new hair dryer was the following ( Read more... )

After reading the latest xkcd (http://xkcd.com/333/), you went to wikipedia to look up 'foreplay' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreplay).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29g57XTYgLE&mode=related&search=

http://xkcd.com/311/

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

The second joke of the evening was as follows ( Read more... )