What the -- hello? What is this?

[The question is accompanied by a few deep, shaky breaths.]

Samuel? Lydia? Doyle? Is this some kind of...um, new carnie hazing ritual?

[A loud sigh.]I was probably going to head back to school on Sunday night anyway. If you don't want me with you guys, that's fine. You didn't have to go to the trouble of dragging ( Read more... )