( I'm cutting this, but the title alone should be warning enough. TMI, ladyparts, you know the drill. )

Because they leave me feeling so fucking gutted and hopeless and angry that it's almost impossible to describe ( Read more... )

1) This is so completely Just Me, but when I see the Trojan Vibrating Twister commercial with the guy who's turning himself inside out because his female partner has suggested that it might (emphasis hers!) a TVT night? I always imagine that A) they have a D/s thing going on (seriously, he's acting like a service sub!) and B) that he is the one ( Read more... )

I tried to keep this short. It didn't work, so I cut it to spare the easily bored.

Also, a note: The following is not a plea for anything from anyone, not at all. It's the shit that's on my mind that keeps bothering me, and if I write it down maybe it'll stop. (Or at least go away for a while.)

( Even a numbered list didn't help. )

...yet you can't PLAY with every last feature. What, am I just supposed to psychically KNOW that yes, that feature works precisely as advertised?

Also, the piece of software is unintuitive and poorly designed as well, so. *Uninstalls*

Dearest Anyone*:

This? Is NOT A CRESCENT WRENCH. It's an inch-and-a-quarter open-end wrench. Crescent wrenches look like THIS. And THIS is a freakin' PIPE WRENCH.

Keep 'em straight, 'kay?

No love,

The Plumber's Daughter

* That is, people who're in charge of labeling these things, rather than, say, people I know.