...to sign up at
Duotrope. Not sure where the name comes from, but it looks like a fabulous resource for anyone who writes and wants to submit stuff for publication -- you can use it not only find publishers but track your submissions.
A shirt that says 'I embody everything wrong with your fandom.' There's one that also says 'Got rope?', but I already knew I needed that one. *Innocent look* Moving on! Gesshoku has some odd shirts in that they feel like they're trying too hard, or something. Maybe it's just that I'd be embarrassed to wear them now, but if I were a giggly little 12, I wouldn't? I don't know.
Also, I would say that Pokemon slash is not as 'wrong' as some things I've seen in Pokemon fandom...