You know how some animals eat their young?
Yeah, I can see where they're coming from.
Seriously. We have cough syrup of the sort that knocks you out. An eighth of a teaspoon, a quarter of a teaspoon, we can ALL sleep!
Yeah, it makes me a horrible person, having this semi-irrational fury that wells up in me when I have to listen to a small child crying and wanting nothing more than to MAKE. IT. STOP.
Jesus fuck, kid, what the hell is your goddamn problem? (Said child's mother has been dealing with child for the last hour. I'm assuming she's tried the usual things (food, water, diaper).)
Me, I'm all for the cough syrup.
And if I don't stop now, this will devolve into something that will make everyone unhappy.
Seriously. We have cough syrup of the sort that knocks you out. An eighth of a teaspoon, a quarter of a teaspoon, we can ALL sleep!
Yeah, it makes me a horrible person, having this semi-irrational fury that wells up in me when I have to listen to a small child crying and wanting nothing more than to MAKE. IT. STOP.
Jesus fuck, kid, what the hell is your goddamn problem? (Said child's mother has been dealing with child for the last hour. I'm assuming she's tried the usual things (food, water, diaper).)
Me, I'm all for the cough syrup.
And if I don't stop now, this will devolve into something that will make everyone unhappy.