Today's amazing true facts

Feb 22, 2002 16:18

  1. It is very easy to lie down on the correct side when going to sleep. It is not so easy to ensure that one remains on the correct side WHILE asleep.

  2. Holding a coffee cup full of warm salt water to the side of one's head as instructed to do by one's piercer if one happens to have inadvertenty irritated a fresh ear piercing (or two) by sleeping on it is an acquired skill.

  3. Quantity of salt water in cup when first pressed to head to submerge ear: 1 cup. Quantity remaining when finally removed: 1/2 cup. Location(s) of missing water: hair, neck, shoulders, bathrobe, chair, floor, cat.

  4. Water in ears is not fun. Water in ears when a fresh tragus piercing prevents one from doing anything to remove said water is even less fun.

  5. Despite all that, I still like my new piercings. :-)

ow, oops, piercings

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