Blow Me Away
Hi guys, can you please explain this bullshit to me? What the fuck... is myspace an escort service? Cos i'm very sick of this bull.
1st Message from a "Mikey T"... Mikey T writes:
May 25, 2005 1:21 AM
" I couldnt agree with you more... Hey whats up. My name is Mike, right now I a bartender with dreams of becoming an architect. The reason I chose this for a career is because to me, creating a building is art if the heart and mind are used to shape it. Also, if you make something that people will remember through out there life, youve acheived immortallity. Not to mention, to be remembered is the greatest compliment you can recieve. I must admit its very intreging to find a girl who seems to be actually interest in culture, and knowledge, and adult swim. "you get bonus points for that" I asure you that me and you are looking for the same things in people, and I think the information exchange between us would be good. Anyways I wont waste anymore time trying to prove my intelligence. I think I gave a good general info on myself on my profile, but Im not sure cause its been awhile since I read it. Besides by now my mind has grown beyond what I wrote 9 months ago so Im not quite the same person, but I hope you enjoy and to hear from you. P.S. I know you said not to, but you are very beautiful;-) "
2nd Message from a "Jon"
Jon Writes:
May 24, 2005 12:05 AM
"you are so deep... At first I must admit I was blown away by your beauty...but for some reason i sat down to read what you were about and I was blown away even more... You're very right about people who just add for add sake and i could care less if you add me but what i do care about is getting to know you because you seem like so much more than a lot of females these days. I am highly intelectual and very down to earth naturally poetic and a hopeless romantic I enjoy long walks on the beach and if you dont believe me im from the bahamas we do that for no reason atall lol. well hope to hear from you soon.
-Jon "
(Oh jesus christ) Do i have to seriously design a background for my myspace with a huge gun on it to the side of a guys head and have blood splatter EVERYWHERE saying "DO NOT FUCKING MESSAGE ME ABOUT LOVE AND HOW YOU THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING EXCEPTION AND NONE OF THIS GUN TO THE HEAD SHIT DOESNT APPLY TO YOU?!"??????????
Lastly, Message 3 comes from a guy that is looking for a hot girl to hook up with him and his girlfriend. his name is ERCDELSOL - more like unscramble the bullshit and shove it in your mouth.
ercdelshoveabigcockinyourassholeofaids writes:
" ummmmm.....well there isnt much for me to say i seen your pic...got interested so i went to your page and then seen how sexi and full your lips are! such an erotic look...hit up my page beautiful...wanna feel speacial? i am goin to send you a request."
well thank you very much but go fuck yourself.
I love how these guys dont even stop to think that perhaps they should rethink their confidence and notice for ONCE that they are NOT that mother fucking desirable. I especially love the whole "At first I must admit I was blown away by your beauty...but for some reason i sat down to read what you were about"
uhh for some reason you decided to read what im about, because obviously you're a very confused man who shows he doesnt really care about anything more than looks, so Ummm, oh i dont know, for some reason i decide that since you love to be blown away so much... bend over and let some big mammoth "blow" your asshole away.
1st Message from a "Mikey T"... Mikey T writes:
May 25, 2005 1:21 AM
" I couldnt agree with you more... Hey whats up. My name is Mike, right now I a bartender with dreams of becoming an architect. The reason I chose this for a career is because to me, creating a building is art if the heart and mind are used to shape it. Also, if you make something that people will remember through out there life, youve acheived immortallity. Not to mention, to be remembered is the greatest compliment you can recieve. I must admit its very intreging to find a girl who seems to be actually interest in culture, and knowledge, and adult swim. "you get bonus points for that" I asure you that me and you are looking for the same things in people, and I think the information exchange between us would be good. Anyways I wont waste anymore time trying to prove my intelligence. I think I gave a good general info on myself on my profile, but Im not sure cause its been awhile since I read it. Besides by now my mind has grown beyond what I wrote 9 months ago so Im not quite the same person, but I hope you enjoy and to hear from you. P.S. I know you said not to, but you are very beautiful;-) "
2nd Message from a "Jon"
Jon Writes:
May 24, 2005 12:05 AM
"you are so deep... At first I must admit I was blown away by your beauty...but for some reason i sat down to read what you were about and I was blown away even more... You're very right about people who just add for add sake and i could care less if you add me but what i do care about is getting to know you because you seem like so much more than a lot of females these days. I am highly intelectual and very down to earth naturally poetic and a hopeless romantic I enjoy long walks on the beach and if you dont believe me im from the bahamas we do that for no reason atall lol. well hope to hear from you soon.
-Jon "
(Oh jesus christ) Do i have to seriously design a background for my myspace with a huge gun on it to the side of a guys head and have blood splatter EVERYWHERE saying "DO NOT FUCKING MESSAGE ME ABOUT LOVE AND HOW YOU THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING EXCEPTION AND NONE OF THIS GUN TO THE HEAD SHIT DOESNT APPLY TO YOU?!"??????????
Lastly, Message 3 comes from a guy that is looking for a hot girl to hook up with him and his girlfriend. his name is ERCDELSOL - more like unscramble the bullshit and shove it in your mouth.
ercdelshoveabigcockinyourassholeofaids writes:
" ummmmm.....well there isnt much for me to say i seen your pic...got interested so i went to your page and then seen how sexi and full your lips are! such an erotic look...hit up my page beautiful...wanna feel speacial? i am goin to send you a request."
well thank you very much but go fuck yourself.
I love how these guys dont even stop to think that perhaps they should rethink their confidence and notice for ONCE that they are NOT that mother fucking desirable. I especially love the whole "At first I must admit I was blown away by your beauty...but for some reason i sat down to read what you were about"
uhh for some reason you decided to read what im about, because obviously you're a very confused man who shows he doesnt really care about anything more than looks, so Ummm, oh i dont know, for some reason i decide that since you love to be blown away so much... bend over and let some big mammoth "blow" your asshole away.