Mind over matter
I thought I might just take the morning off and go to work, but then my body was like, "Nah, fuck that plan." So I spent most of the midday napping and frowning and being full of hate. This Week: Not as Awesome as Last Week.
I can't get any sicker, and I can't go back and restart this whole week from the start so I've decided that the best way to deal with this is to make sure that tomorrow morning there's nothing that can remind me of being sick. So I'm washing all the bedsheets, and tidying up the apartment. I'm going to pick up some cat food and Chinese food once that's done so that everyone in this house can eat tonight.
I am NOT drinking anymore Emergen-C though. Frankly, I'm pretty sure that the belief that Vitamin C cures all ills is a trick to make me spend money. It's going to be me and rooibos and chamomile tea for the rest of the night.
Also, I'm hoping that writing Joe/Veronicas porn is actually the miracle cure for what ails me. Also chocolate.
I can't get any sicker, and I can't go back and restart this whole week from the start so I've decided that the best way to deal with this is to make sure that tomorrow morning there's nothing that can remind me of being sick. So I'm washing all the bedsheets, and tidying up the apartment. I'm going to pick up some cat food and Chinese food once that's done so that everyone in this house can eat tonight.
I am NOT drinking anymore Emergen-C though. Frankly, I'm pretty sure that the belief that Vitamin C cures all ills is a trick to make me spend money. It's going to be me and rooibos and chamomile tea for the rest of the night.
Also, I'm hoping that writing Joe/Veronicas porn is actually the miracle cure for what ails me. Also chocolate.