Have you pondered...
A while back I was going to embark on an irregular series entitled "Have You Pondered Joe/_____?" because I am of the opinion that Joe should be used in fic a looooot more than non Joe/Nick he is. Nick is definitely the fandom bicycle, the universal donor of JoBros that meshes with any pairing.
But still, I think there's some opportunity. I talked about the Veronicas before. Mentioned that Kesha seems to love bad facial hair and faux mullets as much as Joe, and discussed, only a little, how much Nick hates Cardigan Boy (only a lot). But I'm going for broke here, kids. I'm going for the insurmountable.
I'm going for Garbo.
Garbo baffles and intrigues me. And apparently he does not want to be written as a character. Well too damned bad, because
Behold! Joe. He's been looking mighty fine, many of you have admitted.
Behold! Garbo. He's just a regular, everyday, normal, Christian guy who likes giant martinis.
Greg gets up to some unusual shenanigans with unusual guys. Also, he's got chest hair. I feel that this is a plus.
Garbo is pretty funny:
30. What is your ideal pizza?
Garbo: Funny, confident, introspective, encouraging, smart, etc. These are all qualities I look for in pizza
And he seems to have a soft spot for Joe:
2. If you could be any animal which one would you choose?
Garbo: Joe once told me I'd make a good flying squirrel. I agree.
7. What was the best prank you've ever played on Jonas, the band, or crew? Or all three?
Garbo: I convinced Joe that Sting was texting him back in 2007. I changed my name in his phone contacts to "Sting." I had him going for hours, while I was texting him from 2 feet away. We told him that Sting asked a mutual friend to put his number in Joe's phone. I eventually called him and did my best Sting voice impersonation, then he pretty much figured it out. classic.
"We were touring high schools and middle schools when Nick got diagnosed with diabetes," says bass player Greg Garbowski, who co-wrote the JoBro's hit "Tonight" and two songs on Lines, Vines and Trying Times. "Joe was actually just a keyboard player, and Nick was the frontman. They said, 'Nick needs to sit at the piano, he has to rest.' That's when I saw Joe come out of his shell. He was a quiet kid before that, but he had to step it up when his brother got sick. Within two weeks, Joe was climbing on speakers and being a crazy frontman."
Case in point he's been participating in Joe's shenanigans since Joe was extra illegal.
Extra, extra illegal.
I'm thinking a tiny Joe thought Garbo was AWESOME and an older Garbo thought "...this could be trouble."
Problem solved Garbo, Joe grew up.
Now you don't feel weird when comes over and tries to hang all over you on stage.
In fact you guys hang out together constantly. Riding roller coasters, seeing shows, exploring Europe, going to get fast food. Laughing, smiling, having a good time. In fact you liked it so much NOW YOU GUYS ARE LIVING TOGETHER and Joe is wandering around the house, often shirtless, and his brother is on tour and there's no one to direct his pent up energy towards except you.
So, yes. Just saying. Pretty viable. When I'm at home I might come back and upload pictures where they are being actually ATTRACTIVE at the same time, as opposed to young and so on.
Possible locations:
- EVERYWHERE JOE HAS EVER BEEN ON TOUR
- THE HOUSE THEY LIVE IN TOGETHER
I know there has been SOME Joe/Garbo written and I know some lovely ladies have taken up the Joe/Veronicas gauntlet but I am a terrible person that is probably four months behind on fic reading. PLEASE FORGIVE ME and talk to me about how this is SO NEEDED right now?
But still, I think there's some opportunity. I talked about the Veronicas before. Mentioned that Kesha seems to love bad facial hair and faux mullets as much as Joe, and discussed, only a little, how much Nick hates Cardigan Boy (only a lot). But I'm going for broke here, kids. I'm going for the insurmountable.
I'm going for Garbo.
Garbo baffles and intrigues me. And apparently he does not want to be written as a character. Well too damned bad, because
Behold! Joe. He's been looking mighty fine, many of you have admitted.
Behold! Garbo. He's just a regular, everyday, normal, Christian guy who likes giant martinis.
Greg gets up to some unusual shenanigans with unusual guys. Also, he's got chest hair. I feel that this is a plus.
Garbo is pretty funny:
30. What is your ideal pizza?
Garbo: Funny, confident, introspective, encouraging, smart, etc. These are all qualities I look for in pizza
And he seems to have a soft spot for Joe:
2. If you could be any animal which one would you choose?
Garbo: Joe once told me I'd make a good flying squirrel. I agree.
7. What was the best prank you've ever played on Jonas, the band, or crew? Or all three?
Garbo: I convinced Joe that Sting was texting him back in 2007. I changed my name in his phone contacts to "Sting." I had him going for hours, while I was texting him from 2 feet away. We told him that Sting asked a mutual friend to put his number in Joe's phone. I eventually called him and did my best Sting voice impersonation, then he pretty much figured it out. classic.
"We were touring high schools and middle schools when Nick got diagnosed with diabetes," says bass player Greg Garbowski, who co-wrote the JoBro's hit "Tonight" and two songs on Lines, Vines and Trying Times. "Joe was actually just a keyboard player, and Nick was the frontman. They said, 'Nick needs to sit at the piano, he has to rest.' That's when I saw Joe come out of his shell. He was a quiet kid before that, but he had to step it up when his brother got sick. Within two weeks, Joe was climbing on speakers and being a crazy frontman."
Case in point he's been participating in Joe's shenanigans since Joe was extra illegal.
Extra, extra illegal.
I'm thinking a tiny Joe thought Garbo was AWESOME and an older Garbo thought "...this could be trouble."
Problem solved Garbo, Joe grew up.
Now you don't feel weird when comes over and tries to hang all over you on stage.
In fact you guys hang out together constantly. Riding roller coasters, seeing shows, exploring Europe, going to get fast food. Laughing, smiling, having a good time. In fact you liked it so much NOW YOU GUYS ARE LIVING TOGETHER and Joe is wandering around the house, often shirtless, and his brother is on tour and there's no one to direct his pent up energy towards except you.
So, yes. Just saying. Pretty viable. When I'm at home I might come back and upload pictures where they are being actually ATTRACTIVE at the same time, as opposed to young and so on.
Possible locations:
- EVERYWHERE JOE HAS EVER BEEN ON TOUR
- THE HOUSE THEY LIVE IN TOGETHER
I know there has been SOME Joe/Garbo written and I know some lovely ladies have taken up the Joe/Veronicas gauntlet but I am a terrible person that is probably four months behind on fic reading. PLEASE FORGIVE ME and talk to me about how this is SO NEEDED right now?