I don't want to alarm you but it's Wednesday. I hate and love short weeks cause it makes everything so wonky. Yesterday I was all set to do my Monday things and didn't remember that it was actually Tuesday until around 8pm that night when I got a phone call I wasn't expecting.
So now my week is all topsy turvy. And Mozilla is trying to tell me that topsy turvy is not a real phrase. But of course it IS. And yet somehow it'll completely skip over telling me there are two r's in guerrilla before I post a fic. ::sighs::
Anyway, the point of this post, other than to be boring is to say, I want a long plotty, cracky Kevron fic. Right now. More than one. Possibly fifty. I'm talking Harlequin romance type things. I would say Joe/Nick but as the SPN fandom knows it's a BEAR getting brothers to work in a romance novel plot. What with so much of the story centering around a chance meeting. But it can be done! Remember
smithereen's gorgeous "Joe Jonas Doesn't Ride the Bus?"
I just. I NEED some Kevin Jonas: Software Developing Billionaire and his rival, the pretty-boy, hot-shot Zac Efron that's all ideas and no follow through. And then for some bizarre reason to save the companies they have to get married. Which obviously causes Kevin a lot of angst, because he always thought when he got married he'd finally get to BONE someone but you can't do that in a sham marriage. (Or can you?)
And hmmmmmmm Joe and Nick. Maybe Witness Protection AU? You know, oh no! The FBI got the file wrong and their new alias turns out to be a married couple in Massachusetts. How will they cope? (Hint: Distressingly well!)
Maybe a little Regency action? Eh? Eh?
::sighs:: Why do I love crack so much?
Who actually ran the the SPN Harlequin? Or any other similar challenge? Did they ever do a round two? I feel like this is something that should be done. For my express personal benefit.