The Thunder legacy 1.1
Here it is! The very awaited second installment of the Thunder legacy.
Glow welcomes you, also, in case you haven't noticed she's at a club. Partying it up, just because...
Glow: This place is awesome right?
Random Guy: I don't know, I don't care...I just come here to drown my sorrows.
Glow: That's really sad.
Random Guy: That pregnant lady dancing over there is even sadder...
Glow:...uh...yeah
Random Guy: You know her?
Glow: Nop, never seen her in my life.
"Look at me, baby! I rock this place!"
"COME HERE AND DANCE WITH ME!!"
"Ok, be a party pooper and see if I care"
Partying a bit too hard, have you?
Bowling doesn't really look like something a pregnant person such as yourself should be doing, thankfully The Sims franchise has always been really unrealistic when it comes to pregnancy.
"Oh, none of the pins fell down...that means I win! That's the purpose of this game, right?"
Glow, look at you, crushing over random townies when you have prime quality sims back at yo' hood.
"This music sucks, time for you to listen to real music"
"Yeaa...Bohemian Rhapsody, that's the shit right there|"
"Dis beat so fierce the headphones can't handle it!"
"Gotcha!"
We all know what photobooths mean...
Don't we?
Ahh busteeed.....
The walk of shame!
Vampire Girl: Nothing against the Lebanese or anything, but you think a cramped photobooth is honestly the right place?
Glow: You said a lot of words, but none of them made any sense...
Cowgirl: I actually think she was very straightforward.
"Youngsters these days...they have no shame!"
...oh, you just took some pictures, that's really anti-climatic.
I think Glow isn't quite right in the head. Why the hell are you cleaning a community lot when you won't even clean your own house?
Thór has a Napoleon complex, clearly.
Glow is a sad potato.
I can't say Thór doesn't clean up after himself, however dubious his methods may be.
"You have to be kidding me..."
"Yup freaking snow...again"
Glow: Have I told you today how glorious I think you are?
Siiri: As a matter of fact you have, but grovelling becomes you, so keep doing it.
Glow: I know I was complaining about the snow and all, but how about a romantic evening in the freezing cold?
Siiri: Seems perfect, love, there's nothing quite as lovely as hypothermia.
Glow: Yeah well, I think wearing proper winter clothes would go a long way to solve your problems.
"I laugh in the face of death by freezing" notice the chilling detail: she's not even wearing socks -shudder-
Glow: The baby is coming, the baby is coming, the baby is coming...
Siiri: Nop, you're not being creepy at all.
"I know, she has a few problems, but I'm confident I'll be able to fix her before she becomes a threat to any of us"
Glow has a job, I don't remember doing what exactly because she was fired on the first day.
Siiri: Good luck at work today, I don't approve of the butchy get up, but I guess food in the table is more important than fashion.
Glow: Nonsense! Don't worry, I won't wear this clothes for long, I'll get a promotion as soon as possible.
Siiri: I'm sure you will.
Dun dun dun....
"Oh...I'm only mildly disturbed by what is about to happen in front of me, and not at all concerned about my spouse and unborn baby's life.."
Meet baby Vesa, who looked adorable as a newborn but....
....not as much as a baby, seriously, those cheekbones can only be achieved after extended periods of meth abuse.
Just look at them...
Second try!
"You do have the kind of face that grows on people"
"Not so much when you smile though..."
Siiri got enough enthusiasm in gaming to gain access to the secret lot.
"A xylophone in the center of the pool table...why the hell not?"
"This xylophone must be my lucky charm"
"I should be awesome at this too..."
"It seems I suck after all"
You just had to make yourself more disturbing, didn't you?
"Please, please stop crying, look at mummy, mummy is being funny so why won't you laugh, damnit!"
Siiri: I'll pay you, I'll give you everything you wan't, just please...stop!
Vesa: -considers it-
Meanwhile Glow is being a great mother and building snowmen.
Thankfully Vesa is easily amused most of the time.
"Interesting...being alive is the primary cause of death in most countries"
"You know what, I don't think you're that weird anymore, you're lik reptiles, so ugly you eventually become cute"
Now it's Glow's turn.
Glow: Wow, you have some weird company policy, wearing short sleeves in the dead of winter"
Delivery Girl: Oh this is a personal decision.
Glow: Why?
Delivery Girl: The cold helps keeping me from falling asleep everytime I remember what a boring job I have.
Glow: That's really masochistic, but to each its own...Enjoy your day.
Delivery Girl: Likewise, here are your groceries!
Indeed the dog bed is the best place to take a nap, I wish babies could do this in TS3.
Siiri: Learning to talk outside in the cold is the perfered method according to various specialists.
Vesa:...
Siiri: Repeat after me: mum, say it: mum.
Vesa:...
Siiri: Come on kid, give me and mummy something to be proud.
Vesa: -pouts-
Siiri: So you're a drama queen on top of everything? At least the apple didn't fall that far from the tree.
Obviously, Glow got sick after this.
Glow: What are you doing?
Siiri: I'm reading to our son, it's supposed to help with brain development or so doctors say.
Glow: Yeah, but somehow I doubt artistic anatomy was what they had in mind.
I'm beginning to think Vesa is part dog.
Poor Glow, making those sandwiches sucked the life out of her.
Cockroaches! Because the neighbours insist on kicking the trash bin.
The underwear Glow is wearing is so unfortunate in so many ways, the worst part is that I think EA actually meant for it to look that way.
I forgot to pay the bills! This never happens in TS3 because I can just do it via annotation.
The repo man has no soul, what is so amusing about obliterating other people's belongings? Cardboard robot does not approve.
Baby number #3
Time for Vesa's birthday.
I think turning into a child in your stinky diapers is very appropriate.
D'aaaw he's actually cute.
And virtually at the same time Glow has the new baby.
Siiri: I'm so proud of you, honey, that was very touching to watch.
Vesa: Blood and gore....awesome!
Meet baby Sven. another boy, who achieved what everyone thought impossible and looks even creepier than his brother.
Sven also has no neck, which I find disturbing to say the least.
And that's it for now!