The Ferreira Legacy 4.1
I'm sorry It took me so long to update, and I'm also sorry for not commenting on the legacies I usually follow, it's just that with exams and such, it has been a bit hectic, this week though, there's no uni for me, so I'll catch up on all my reads!
We start this update with Alexis rubbing is belly, this gen sure likes to pet their unborn babies, I had to stare at Lisa for ages to get one picture of her rubbing her stomach, ages.
Alexis: Kid, you shall be the first Ferreira to talk before becoming a child.
Alexis: Let's start with something easy....say diamond, no let's keep it simple, diamond is way to complex, repeat after me: allotrope of carbon.
Mihai: Carbon Allotrope.
Alexis: I didn't word it exactly that way, did I little guy?
Alexis: Ok, let's try something easier...music, can you say music?
Mihai: Vivaldi's four seasons.
Alexis: Err...baby, can you come here? I think there might be something wrong with Mihai.
Dun...dun...dun, more babies.
Sixten: Already? Are you some kind of machine?
Alexis: Shut up!
Alexis' many faces of pain, engage:
"What is this? And why does it hurt so bad?"
"Ok, ok, I'm cool, I can deal with this, it's not so bad after all"
"Ok, I can't, I give up...kill me now"
"Why am I not at the Hospital? I should be at the hospital!"
Meanwhile Macchiato makes random strangers pet him, sometimes I think he can control minds.
"Ok, I made it, please make it worth it"
Aaaand we have ourselves another Sixten clone, sorry, all your hard work was for nothing Alexis. Ok that sounds mean, I know I'll end up loving you anyways little clone, his name is Levi, if you care.
Sixten: You are awesome...did I say that already?
Alexis: You did, plenty of times, but I'd rather you show me, just how awesome I am.
Sixten: I love the way you think...
Alexis: You said that already, plenty of times...in fact, I think it's getting old.
Sixten: Shhh...just let it go. Unless, not getting laid is something you actually look forward to.
Alexis: Shutting up!
You made the right decision Alexis. Also, why are Sixten's legs so freaking thin, I'll admit I don't like Sims 3 broader shape for men but do the legs have to look like matchsticks for me to get a decent shoulder size?
Alexis: Good night baby, daddy is going out to get his grove on, without your other daddy knowing, so not a word, this will be our little secret, ok?
Levi:...
Alexis: You are already a natural at keeping secrets, just don't use that against me in the future.
"Yes, I so needed this!"
"Everybody's looking at me! I must be the dancing queen"
Yeah...about that, I don't think they are looking for the reasons you think...
"I'm sexy and I know it"
Now do the wiggle so you can successfully scar everyone for life.
"It's completely normal to find the urge to indulge in greasy hamburgers at 3 a.m right?"
Alexis: I don't mean to be creepy or anything, but are you a Simbot, or is it Halloween again and I forgot, again?
Simbot:-sigh- Yes, I am indeed, one of the robots you heartless creatures have created to serve, and indulge your every whim, and petty desire.
Alexis: Awesome! I've never seen a simbot before! Can I have your autograph, please?
Simbot: -sigh- these damned sims....
"I think I can see my future in this bubbles, yeah, and It's bright and shiny and full of rainbows..."
"I'm so high right now"
Macchiato: "And that's why you must run while there's still time little human...there's still hope for you"
Levi: -reach for-
Macchiato: "Never mind, you are all fools and deserve everything coming your way"
Bump!
"You're going to have a little brother or sister, hopefully a sister, and preferably without pink hair, isn't it supposed to be recessive, anyway?"
Macchiato's hunting expeditions have finally paid off!
Time for Mihai's birthday!
Why so sullen?
Macchiato: "Die spawn of Satan, die, I will protect these reckless sims from your evil clutches"
Mihai: What the-...
Macchiato: "And my job here is done...for now"
"Why does the cat hate me? I don't get it!"
"Arrrgh, this is too damn hard, how am I supposed to calculate the mass of the sun? I'm only in middle school"
"Uhm...maybe it's a trick question, maybe my teacher only wants to know if I am the kind of conceited overachiever that thinks they have the answer to everything...boy, is she wrong!"
Again, Macchiato strikes gold, this time it's a cute hedgehog called Prickly.
"Is this poopy diaper I smell? Yup, poopy diaper..."
Alexis: Do you think you should be holding Levi like that? It looks painful!
Sixten: Shut up, my son is made of tough stuff.
Alexis: If you manage to mangle him for life don't tell me I didn't warn you..
Sixten: Don't worry, I'll never say that, you warn me about virtually everything.
"Here, have a bottle of green milk, because I'm too lazy to actually cook"
Macchiato: "Foolish human, you think I can't see right through your plot to drown me?"
Alexis: 'This cat! Fine, die eaten by fleas, see if I care...
Frapuccino however is more practical...
Frapuccino: "Work for me human, yes scrub right there, ahh feels good to be a king"
Alexis: Guess, you are finally warming up to me, huh?
Poor, innocent Alexis, if you only knew...
A dog's life, I want one.
Tired Sixten, who does nothing all day, takes a nap in the couch, because apparently the people who created sims reason that pregnant= invalid.
Sixten: It's almost time...I can feel it
Alexis: Why do you seem to be happy about it?
Sixten: What do you mean?
Alexis: Are you looking forward to incredible amounts of excruciating pain?
Sixten: You're such a drama queen....You should be the actor, not me.
"So, cake, we meet again, and this time only one of us will leave this table alive"
"I hereby declare this day to be the day sir Mihai the third bravely defeated cake...by turning it into crumbs with only one bite"
"Long live the brave king, defeater of cake, and saviour of damsels in distress and/or knights in distress...his majesty doesn't discriminate between subjects in need of saving"
Sixten: The time has come!
Alexis: Omigod, don't cry...I'm right here, holding your hand if you need me to!
Sixten: It's fine Alexis, I've done this before remember?
"How aren't you crying in pain...are you even human?"
"Behold, my first daughter!"
Clearly all the excitement was too much for poor Alexis.
Sixten: Your father is such a coward, I'm sorry for all the crappy genes you might inherit from him.
Mihai: Don't worry dad, at least we'll know where our awesome came from.
Sixten: That's my boy!
Meet Suvi, thankfully she seems to take after Alexis for once!
D'aww I've never had one of the kids voluntary do this!
Mihai: Now you see me...now you don't!
Suvi: "What sorcery is this?"
"Is that water I hear running? Is Alexis going to waste precious natural resources by bathing alone?We can't have that!"
There...now they can save water! Also, finally got rid of the censor, I don't care much for simmy porn, but I bet that a few of you do, this is for you my loyal pervy readers :D
Suvi, you aren't fooling anyone!
Sixten: Is everything alright with you, Macchiato? Have you been sniffing glue again?
Macchiato: "Dirty smelly shoes are the best"
Alexis: What?! What are you doing Frapuccino?
Alexis: No, bad dog, bad dog!
Frapuccino: "Totally worth it."
Mihai is the first to feed poor Prickly since they got him, the poor thing had to be a few sim hours away from death.
"How am I supposed to know how to genetically modify crops in order to feed the starving people all over the world? Middle schooler, I repeat middle schooler!"
Mihai brought a friend over! He's cute, and I took a peek in CAS, he'll age into a cute adult too! You should keep him around Mihai..just in case.
Keita: Why are we doing this? It's not like we don't have proper 21st century toys to amuse ourselves.
Mihai: But this way there's a chance one of us will come out bodily harmed.
Keita: You're right, getting hurt is totally awesome!
Poor Levi, I forgot about his birthday.
"It's okay, just ignore me like everyone else in this family"
Alexis: Want to try elevator sex again?
Sixten: Sure why not...there has to be some benefits to living in this crappy old building.
"Don't worry, babe, I'll get myself out of here in no time, and then our fun can go on!"
"Stupid door, you're preventing me from having sex! What are you? My mother!"
"Uh oh"
Aaaaaand faceplant!
"And just like my mother you're a bitch, stupid door!"
Alexis: You missed the bus! On the first day of school no less, who even does that?
Mihai: Maybe if you didn't forget to feed the pets, I would be ready in time to catch the bus.
Alexis: Who are you? My mother? Why is this day making me feel like a teenager again, you're grounded for upsetting me!
Mihai: Fine! We'll talk again once you get your hormones under control.
This floor is so nice, I've only just realized, EA makes some truly nice things sometimes. On a different note, Sixten is preggers. I guess Alexis really didn't like it.
Frapuccino: " I swear I don't know how this guy got here! I'm a perfectly fine guard dog, I tried my best scary bark but he still got inside...He must be fearless or something!"