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Nonsensical post. Nonsensical day after nonsensical day. What am I doing? Everything feels like a fun whirl, Stella keeps on getting more groove back. Today I composed a killer ensemble out of random stuff I hadn't worn in a while. I look better and in a way feel better than I have in years. But my life is a mess. andso is my room. Feng Shui is real, Don't try to tell me it isn't, because when I do feng shui techniques, even smaller stuff, I notice changes immediately. Design your own universe, and such. (Part of the reason why I have never set foot in that monstrous blue Ikea store) The point here is that I need to clean and organize my stuff, and I feel like if I do that, my life will follow suit. Also doing the weight loss thing. I spent around 2 hours at the gym (don't do that often) and I burned like 800 cal on the elliptical. That was cool because I just punched in 60 minutes and I forced myself to stay on it the whole 60 minutes and keep working. It helped to have a copy of Vanity Fair and the ipod touch my dad gave me.
*Sidenote about ipods* This is my first ipod, I'm 27 and obsessed with music. I have no idea why I never bought an ipod of any kind before but now that I have had one I gotta say I do like it, but I could do just as well with some cheap POS mp3 player. I may be saying this because I haven't messed with those infernal things you people call apps. I understand what they are, I'm not a total nimrod, I just think the majority of them sound stupid. I sound like an old person.
*Also sidenote about Vanity Fair. A totally kickass magazine, once you accept that its 40 ads/1 article n make peace with that. It's a liberal biased kind of elitist thing, but I have to say as staunchly libertarian (thus "conservative" in many matters) as I am there are a lot of things culturally/politically that I agree with the Ivy League elitist bobbleheads that vacation in St. Tropez and other liberals in general
1> Sarah Palin is extremely embarrassing and annoying.
2>Gay people should be able to get married.
3>Marijuana should be legalized (some of the dems are surprisingly wimpy about this one though so this one is hit or miss)
4>Woman's right to choose / Reproductive rights
5>Treatment over jail sentencing for non-violent drug crimes without theft or anything else involved
and a lot of other stuff that I cant't think of right now, but Vanity Fair is one mag I miss having a subscription to.
So I'm exercising, and trying to eat better. Starting master cleanse today, I did it before and I really liked how it made me feel. I thought that it was going to taste funny, the mixture. But I actually started liking it a lot last time, I hope that happens again. The cayenne in the mixture is the wild card in the recipe, they say to put as much as you can handle. I can handle A LOT. Spicy lemonade.. it's kinda like those chili mango candies that are enjoyed in Mexico and such. Same idea. I skipped the salt water flush this time because that was like torture, and despite the fact that I already have a ton of sea salt, just the thought of doing the salt flush made me feel queasy. Seasaltsick. So I made my mixture today, six bottles of it. Found a six pack holder on the porch (Roommate drinking some dark beer called consecrator's, looked like it was prob yummo) and reused the cardboard yay! Yesterday I was going to start, actually, but I poured out some syrup and it had mold on it. Refrigerate that shit! Bought another bottle of grade B maple syrup today at the co-op. So today will have to be day one. Everyone has an opinion on this it seems. To some, like Jamie and Britiany, I am their cleanse guru and they are starting it. Jamie even brought me a giant bag of lemons, and Britiany wants to become me, as well as date my ex boyfriend. (I need to let that shit go too, someone I was with for 3 years must be good enough to deserve happiness, no matter what anger and misunderstanding the relationship ended in ) and to some people (okay most) I am totally bonkers for doing this and have reason upon reason why it's not good for you. I know these people are right about most new-agey fads. I would have believed them about those non-native-american-run sweat lodges in Arizona or whatever, but I have done this before and read so much about it, fielding their advice is tiring. Many people with the strongest opinions are extremely overweight themselves. I don't have to even say it, blind leading the blind. I appreciate that people don't want me to get sick or hurt myself by doing something that they legitimately do believe sounds completely mental. I wish they would relax and just learn to trust me and the voices. Just kidding, I wanted to mess with you a bit there. I really am glad you're reading this. It means you must care about me, in some way..so thanks for that. Anyways, and the rest of the people just want to try to get you to eat. These are the same people who can't wait to mess with the royal guard as soon as they get to eng. I am just thinking of feeling good, and helping to drop the weight too. I like the kickstart it gives me, I need to detox my whole life why not start with my body.
*Sidenote about ipods* This is my first ipod, I'm 27 and obsessed with music. I have no idea why I never bought an ipod of any kind before but now that I have had one I gotta say I do like it, but I could do just as well with some cheap POS mp3 player. I may be saying this because I haven't messed with those infernal things you people call apps. I understand what they are, I'm not a total nimrod, I just think the majority of them sound stupid. I sound like an old person.
*Also sidenote about Vanity Fair. A totally kickass magazine, once you accept that its 40 ads/1 article n make peace with that. It's a liberal biased kind of elitist thing, but I have to say as staunchly libertarian (thus "conservative" in many matters) as I am there are a lot of things culturally/politically that I agree with the Ivy League elitist bobbleheads that vacation in St. Tropez and other liberals in general
1> Sarah Palin is extremely embarrassing and annoying.
2>Gay people should be able to get married.
3>Marijuana should be legalized (some of the dems are surprisingly wimpy about this one though so this one is hit or miss)
4>Woman's right to choose / Reproductive rights
5>Treatment over jail sentencing for non-violent drug crimes without theft or anything else involved
and a lot of other stuff that I cant't think of right now, but Vanity Fair is one mag I miss having a subscription to.
So I'm exercising, and trying to eat better. Starting master cleanse today, I did it before and I really liked how it made me feel. I thought that it was going to taste funny, the mixture. But I actually started liking it a lot last time, I hope that happens again. The cayenne in the mixture is the wild card in the recipe, they say to put as much as you can handle. I can handle A LOT. Spicy lemonade.. it's kinda like those chili mango candies that are enjoyed in Mexico and such. Same idea. I skipped the salt water flush this time because that was like torture, and despite the fact that I already have a ton of sea salt, just the thought of doing the salt flush made me feel queasy. Seasaltsick. So I made my mixture today, six bottles of it. Found a six pack holder on the porch (Roommate drinking some dark beer called consecrator's, looked like it was prob yummo) and reused the cardboard yay! Yesterday I was going to start, actually, but I poured out some syrup and it had mold on it. Refrigerate that shit! Bought another bottle of grade B maple syrup today at the co-op. So today will have to be day one. Everyone has an opinion on this it seems. To some, like Jamie and Britiany, I am their cleanse guru and they are starting it. Jamie even brought me a giant bag of lemons, and Britiany wants to become me, as well as date my ex boyfriend. (I need to let that shit go too, someone I was with for 3 years must be good enough to deserve happiness, no matter what anger and misunderstanding the relationship ended in ) and to some people (okay most) I am totally bonkers for doing this and have reason upon reason why it's not good for you. I know these people are right about most new-agey fads. I would have believed them about those non-native-american-run sweat lodges in Arizona or whatever, but I have done this before and read so much about it, fielding their advice is tiring. Many people with the strongest opinions are extremely overweight themselves. I don't have to even say it, blind leading the blind. I appreciate that people don't want me to get sick or hurt myself by doing something that they legitimately do believe sounds completely mental. I wish they would relax and just learn to trust me and the voices. Just kidding, I wanted to mess with you a bit there. I really am glad you're reading this. It means you must care about me, in some way..so thanks for that. Anyways, and the rest of the people just want to try to get you to eat. These are the same people who can't wait to mess with the royal guard as soon as they get to eng. I am just thinking of feeling good, and helping to drop the weight too. I like the kickstart it gives me, I need to detox my whole life why not start with my body.