"Stop fuckin looking at me!"
The shop I work at is "low-pressure," meaning that all I have to do is say one line to a customer who walks in and then leave them alone. To me, that doesn't sound like much, but I guess some people think that this one line is WAAAAY TOO PUSHY.
ME: Hi, if there's anything
CUSTOMER: No thanks.
ME: I can help you with
CUSTOMER: Just looking, thank you.
ME: Just let me
CUSTOMER: Just browsing!
ME: Know.
CUSTOMER: NO I AM JUST BROWSING THANK YOU.
& now i'm on campus using a greasy keyboard, and the only thing that can cheer me up right now is:
A: Suckerpunching Bill O'reilly
B: Married to the Sea comics.
The latter is possible.
You know what else is cheering me up? This ghetto-fab girl sitting near me is breaking up with her boyfriend via-Nextel. And it's tres dramatique.
ME: Hi, if there's anything
CUSTOMER: No thanks.
ME: I can help you with
CUSTOMER: Just looking, thank you.
ME: Just let me
CUSTOMER: Just browsing!
ME: Know.
CUSTOMER: NO I AM JUST BROWSING THANK YOU.
& now i'm on campus using a greasy keyboard, and the only thing that can cheer me up right now is:
A: Suckerpunching Bill O'reilly
B: Married to the Sea comics.
The latter is possible.
You know what else is cheering me up? This ghetto-fab girl sitting near me is breaking up with her boyfriend via-Nextel. And it's tres dramatique.