you're ugly and meaningless!
What I think is great is that my old apartment got robbed twice, both of the times when I wasn't home, and nothing of mine was stolen except for a jar of change and my contact lenses.
Oh, and the guy stole a box of freezer pizzas and our orange juice. And then he ripped open a box of Pop Tarts and took one out. But he left the box with the rest of them on the counter. What a nice guy!
I really don't know what the black market value of -2.25 and -2.00 contacts are, but I'm not exactly sure that they have a high resale rate. Also, he didn't think to touch our TV or DVD players, but took the remotes for them. Why does he need remotes for a Sony DVD player/VCR combo? Does he have a friend who lost his?
So our new apartment is much bigger and cleaner and really classy. Hardwood floors throughout, stained glass, and we live above an old lady named Betty who is apparently an alcoholic and encourages us to have "a whole lot of parties!"
Also, today I faked being diabetic again because the stupid heavyset hispanic girl with a mustache and a necklace that says "Hunter" fucking gave me Dr. Pepper with my pretzel instead of Diet pepsi. Then I remembered that she was the same girl I did it to the last time, so now she either thinks that I'm severely diabetic or full of shit. Which I am.
Recently, Frank has been injecting conversations with "the medieval coin purse." By this, I mean that no matter what we're talking about, he will make the medieval coin purse relevant to the topic. When Hoots was talking about how his videogame cases (not games, but CASES) were stolen, Frank mentioned something about their value being low, adding, "It's not like in the old days where guys just walk around with leather pouches and throw them at the merchant to buy something, you know?"
For some reason, the kid is obsessed with the idea of the medieval coin purse and I don't know why. But we then decided that we should each have our own thing to inject into each conversation.
Mine is Russian space exploration, but I might change it to deep sea diving.
Oh, and the guy stole a box of freezer pizzas and our orange juice. And then he ripped open a box of Pop Tarts and took one out. But he left the box with the rest of them on the counter. What a nice guy!
I really don't know what the black market value of -2.25 and -2.00 contacts are, but I'm not exactly sure that they have a high resale rate. Also, he didn't think to touch our TV or DVD players, but took the remotes for them. Why does he need remotes for a Sony DVD player/VCR combo? Does he have a friend who lost his?
So our new apartment is much bigger and cleaner and really classy. Hardwood floors throughout, stained glass, and we live above an old lady named Betty who is apparently an alcoholic and encourages us to have "a whole lot of parties!"
Also, today I faked being diabetic again because the stupid heavyset hispanic girl with a mustache and a necklace that says "Hunter" fucking gave me Dr. Pepper with my pretzel instead of Diet pepsi. Then I remembered that she was the same girl I did it to the last time, so now she either thinks that I'm severely diabetic or full of shit. Which I am.
Recently, Frank has been injecting conversations with "the medieval coin purse." By this, I mean that no matter what we're talking about, he will make the medieval coin purse relevant to the topic. When Hoots was talking about how his videogame cases (not games, but CASES) were stolen, Frank mentioned something about their value being low, adding, "It's not like in the old days where guys just walk around with leather pouches and throw them at the merchant to buy something, you know?"
For some reason, the kid is obsessed with the idea of the medieval coin purse and I don't know why. But we then decided that we should each have our own thing to inject into each conversation.
Mine is Russian space exploration, but I might change it to deep sea diving.