entertaining interviews
i read two interviews today that cracked me up. one was my brother, who was interviewed for being on the Peoria Journal Star HS Boys Soccer All Star team (phew!), and the other was Karl Lagerfeld (of Chanel fame) who was interviewed b/c of his special line coming out at H&M tomorrow. both are quirky guys, let me tell you.
excerpts:
number uno...
Ed Cerulo
Dunlap
Defender
Senior
- Athletic accomplishments/honors: Two-time Mid-Illini all-conference
- College (major): Undecided (business)
- Favorite book: Too many to choose from (NOTE: HE DOES NOT READ. EVER)
- Favorite movie: "8 Crazy Nights" (NOTE: MOST CHOSE THINGS LIKE OFFICE SPACE AND SUPER TROOPERS)
- If you were king for a day, what one change would you make? Dunlap wouldn't play Notre Dame in the sectional final. (NOTE: THIS IS THE RIVAL TEAM THAT BEAT HIS TO GO ON TO WIN STATE.)
- Quote: "He's tough as nails. He's the nicest guy off the field, but once the whistle blows he's the meanest kid you've ever seen." - Dunlap coach Wayne Miller
number dos...in ELLE
Q: What kind of refrigerator do you have?
A: I don't know what kind, but it is a huge one, with tons of Pepsi Max. I've seen an ad for a new refrigerator with a TV in the door; I would like to have that. I don't know what I would do with it, but I like the idea. But there is no food in my refrigerator, only what I am allowed to eat for breakfast.
Q: Which is what?
A: Two slices of cornbread, tons of water, and tons of Pepsi Max. No one is allowed to put any food under my eyes, but now if they did I wouldn't even touch it. I'm beyond food.
Q: Ever eaten a hot dog from a New York street vendor?
A: yes, I was mad for hot dogs when I was human. I loved that--eating them in the streets, walking around with food.
wow. huh.