21 weeks
That's how long it's been since I updated, according to LJ. I'm not sure what the hell is wrong with me, because I check this page nearly every single day, read up on friend's posts, hop through the communities and float away in LJ land, yet when it comes to posting something about myself, I keep coming up blank.
Speaking of blank, my draught is pretty damn long right now, and I'm thinking I need to lay off the jerkin' for a bit, or else the soldier might not respond the next time I'm with a girl, ha ha. My leg has healed nicely, and I don't walk with a limp, and the only good thing about rehab is that it's gotten a bug up my butt to go and work out. I'm not sure how long this kick will last, but for now, I don't fear the exercise bike, I'm okay with hitting the weights, and some sit ups and crunches are no big deal. Now, before anyone gets the wrong impression, I ballooned up to 268 lbs, so I'm no slim jim (I don't belong on the Biggest Loser, but I'm far from a guy with a flat tummy). But, there's talk of floating the river this summer (always a fun trip, plenty of beer, jello shots and boobs!), and I'd love to be back down to 235/240 (my normal weight) by then.
As for the sex life, as mentioned, I've got a long drought going, but it's not all Lonely Man's Land. I've dated one girl for a while (about five weeks), before she told me that her ex gave her herpes. And, although I hear more and more people have it, that doesn't mean I'm ready to sign up for it. Outside of her, I've gone on a lot of first and second dates, did some making out, and for one reason or another just kept moving on to the next. It's not always me moving on to someone else, it's about 50/50, which isn't a bad thing once you realize that's how the world spins.
Anyway, I'm not sure if anyone else even reads this, so I'll just write for myself. Hopefully, something entertaining will happen soon so I'll have something worth reading later, ha ha!
Speaking of blank, my draught is pretty damn long right now, and I'm thinking I need to lay off the jerkin' for a bit, or else the soldier might not respond the next time I'm with a girl, ha ha. My leg has healed nicely, and I don't walk with a limp, and the only good thing about rehab is that it's gotten a bug up my butt to go and work out. I'm not sure how long this kick will last, but for now, I don't fear the exercise bike, I'm okay with hitting the weights, and some sit ups and crunches are no big deal. Now, before anyone gets the wrong impression, I ballooned up to 268 lbs, so I'm no slim jim (I don't belong on the Biggest Loser, but I'm far from a guy with a flat tummy). But, there's talk of floating the river this summer (always a fun trip, plenty of beer, jello shots and boobs!), and I'd love to be back down to 235/240 (my normal weight) by then.
As for the sex life, as mentioned, I've got a long drought going, but it's not all Lonely Man's Land. I've dated one girl for a while (about five weeks), before she told me that her ex gave her herpes. And, although I hear more and more people have it, that doesn't mean I'm ready to sign up for it. Outside of her, I've gone on a lot of first and second dates, did some making out, and for one reason or another just kept moving on to the next. It's not always me moving on to someone else, it's about 50/50, which isn't a bad thing once you realize that's how the world spins.
Anyway, I'm not sure if anyone else even reads this, so I'll just write for myself. Hopefully, something entertaining will happen soon so I'll have something worth reading later, ha ha!