unintentional library porn.

[missdeviant]

I would like to note that even though I am technically a Grown Up, and not at all twelve to fourteen, sometimes, I laugh when I come across things like this:

I'm a Little Rocket
sung to the tune of I'm a little teapot

I'm a little rocket pointing at the moon
raise arms above head, fingertips touching
Now I'm getting fueled up
wiggle hips
We'll be ready soon
stand up straight and tall
When it's time to board me, then I'll say
slowly bend knees and crouch down
Blast off! Zoom! We're on our way.
jump up and shout

ETA: I managed to convince my new library to get a BUTTON MAKER and GUESS WHAT IS NOW SITTING IN OUR MEETING ROOM??