It's A Nice Day for a White (Trash) Wedding

[missbingley]

Man, Britney, you're pure class.

I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad. No, that's not totally true, I already laughed a lot.

Sweet.

Haw-haw, I'm married!

Could Momma Spears be any happier?

Well, who wouldn't be proud to marry a man with such, uh, classy friends?

Hott!I mean, I never thought she was particularly bright, but hot damn,

Comments

[danisse]

Aw, hay-ull naw!!!

[missbingley]

Seriously...it's unreal. I didn't think somebody could be that stupid.

[sarahpi]

Haw-haw, I'm married!

Now, is this "haw-haw!" a Jack Chick reference? Because if it is, you're my hero.

[missbingley]

But of course it is! I am nothing if not obsessed with random references.

[gemsweater]

So that's what mothers-of-the-bride are wearing these days. *takes note* It's always hard, you know, a mother wants to look good and not matronly, but not show up the bride...

[missbingley]

Yeah, Momma Spears is really fashion forward. She looks good, nice, relaxed, and not a sequin in sight. Good on her.

[gemsweater]

I'm actually feeling more understanding of Momma Spears' sour disposition now that I've read that the wedding was a surprise one to her, as the gathering was deigned to be an "engagement party."

That said: Momma wore Juicy/J. Lo to an engagement party.

These people deserve themselves.

[missbingley]

I knoooow, I was this close to feeling sorry for Momma Spears, because this is the second time this year that her daughter has sprung a surprise wedding on her.

That said, I can't pity her too much, because she's the biggest stage mom EVA. And, yeah, Juicy suit.

[jwink]

oh my...thats...myeh. I guess our attempts at an intervention failed. time to turn our attention to Lindsay Lohan...

[missbingley]

Yeah, there's no saving her at this point. Off to Lindsay we go!

Hey little sister what have you done

[la_sonnambula]

Thanks for the pics Mal. I had a good laugh. Oh BritBrit...

It's hilarious how everyone is wearing exercise clothes (exercise clothes for pimps, no less) at the wedding.

I've never liked velour tracksuits when Juicy Couture first came out with them like, what? two years ago? And now they are so over. Old Navy, which I love, had just recently came out with their velour stuff, oy.

I thought of you when I saw this book. Of course Reynolds' ish is different from yours. :D

Re: Hey little sister what have you done

[missbingley]

I can't wait for her updated Behind the Music. Comedy gold!

Velour tracksuits are the absolute epitome of played out. Seriously, if it's a look that little blue-haired ladies in Pensacola are vibing, chances are the trend is dead.

I must buy that book. Sure, his definition is slightly different than mine, but the idea of having a book called "Ish" on my shelf is just too good to pass up.

Re: Hey little sister what have you done

[la_sonnambula]

His Ish is suitable for family fun, unless your family is Britney's.

MamaSpears: What the ish Britney? You said this was an engagement dinner!
BritBrit: Shut the ish up! Oh and BTW, your velour tracksuit is more over than my marriage to Jason Alexander.