Man, Britney, you're pure class.
I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad. No, that's not totally true, I already laughed a lot.
Sweet.
Haw-haw, I'm married! Could Momma Spears be any happier? Well, who wouldn't be proud to marry a man with such, uh, classy friends? Hott! I mean, I never thought she was particularly bright, but hot damn, this may be the dumbest thing I've seen since Mariah got all prostitutey on TRL, or at least since the last time she got married, back in January.