TGI...fuck it
Officially the worst day I have had in a long while. The whining shall now commence.
Not only has today been full of stress and awkwardness, but now I have just done the stupidest thing.
A friend of mine at work was telling the punchline of a joke and, in response, I turned to the side and doubled over laughing. Well, yours truly laughed her head right into the corner of the nearby desk. I bashed my head on that thing so hard I'm sure you could have heard it for miles, and promptly shouted, "I hit my head!", which was pretty stupid in and of itself because I doubt that one person in the immediate area failed to notice. I think I said it more out of surprise than anything else.
Of course everyone is howling with laughter, and it hurt so bad that I promptly burst into tears, though I made a very grand effort not to show it. I retreated to the bathroom and cried for a little bit from the overwhelming embarassment of it all. And now I have this charming bump right above my eyebrow and a splitting headache.
Yeah, it's not the worst thing in the world, but god damn if I don't feel like the world's biggest dumbass. Thankfully no one has come over to talk to me about it or try and comfort me or anything. I couldn't stand to face anyone right now.
Just dig me a little hole somewhere and let me sleep until this wretched day has passed.
Not only has today been full of stress and awkwardness, but now I have just done the stupidest thing.
A friend of mine at work was telling the punchline of a joke and, in response, I turned to the side and doubled over laughing. Well, yours truly laughed her head right into the corner of the nearby desk. I bashed my head on that thing so hard I'm sure you could have heard it for miles, and promptly shouted, "I hit my head!", which was pretty stupid in and of itself because I doubt that one person in the immediate area failed to notice. I think I said it more out of surprise than anything else.
Of course everyone is howling with laughter, and it hurt so bad that I promptly burst into tears, though I made a very grand effort not to show it. I retreated to the bathroom and cried for a little bit from the overwhelming embarassment of it all. And now I have this charming bump right above my eyebrow and a splitting headache.
Yeah, it's not the worst thing in the world, but god damn if I don't feel like the world's biggest dumbass. Thankfully no one has come over to talk to me about it or try and comfort me or anything. I couldn't stand to face anyone right now.
Just dig me a little hole somewhere and let me sleep until this wretched day has passed.