Who likes gay cowboys?
I do!
Who wants to see Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal make out?
I do!
Who wants to see Brokeback Mountain?
I do!
Even though it looks a little contrived and stupid?
Yes indeed!
And even though it’s almost assured that you will weep your little eyes out at some point?
….yes, damn it! I’m going to see this movie!
Seriously, it looks good enough for me to justify spending my seven bucks to watch cute men fornicate (hey, it’s rated R for a reason, kids, I’m bound to see someone’s ass). I’m sure it will be sad, particularly when little Johnny looks at his daddy and says, “You’re leaving Mommy? But why” but I’ll get over it. And any excuse for me to watch a gay love story is good enough for me, since I hope to one day see my own gay love story on the big screen.
So there, little doubting voice in the back of my head. So there.
Who wants to see Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal make out?
I do!
Who wants to see Brokeback Mountain?
I do!
Even though it looks a little contrived and stupid?
Yes indeed!
And even though it’s almost assured that you will weep your little eyes out at some point?
….yes, damn it! I’m going to see this movie!
Seriously, it looks good enough for me to justify spending my seven bucks to watch cute men fornicate (hey, it’s rated R for a reason, kids, I’m bound to see someone’s ass). I’m sure it will be sad, particularly when little Johnny looks at his daddy and says, “You’re leaving Mommy? But why” but I’ll get over it. And any excuse for me to watch a gay love story is good enough for me, since I hope to one day see my own gay love story on the big screen.
So there, little doubting voice in the back of my head. So there.