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[miss_waldorf]

Before anyone decides to come up with their own back story about recent events, I thought I might give you the facts myself:

Firstly, I am as straight as Anna Wintour's bangs after her daily haircut session. Which still means, I'm straight. Secondly, Serena van der Woodsen is my best friend forever and ever, Chuck Bass is not my boyfriend, and

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[playstheblues]

I'm sorry I couldn't be there....

Why would anyone doubt you're straight?

[miss_waldorf]

It's alright. We haven't talked in awhile.

I kissed Serena.

[playstheblues]

You seemed to want to be left alone...and so I left you alone.

Oh.

Why?

[miss_waldorf]

Yeah, I'm okay now.

Just because.

[playstheblues]

Well, good, because I did miss you.

Gosh, what a Rose Red thing to do

Well, you can't blame people for having doubts, I suppose.

[miss_waldorf]

Aww ♥

Exactly why I had to make it clear.

[playstheblues]

But I'm confused, so bear with me.

I thought you were seeing Arthur?

[miss_waldorf]

We broke up. I'm with Nate now.

[playstheblues]

I really can't keep up with your boyfriends, but that's okay.

He makes you happy?

[miss_waldorf]

I'm not that bad.

He makes me feel safe.

[playstheblues]

This isn't the Nate you dated earlier this year, right?

Well that's what counts.

[miss_waldorf]

I dated that Nate because I was missing this Nate.

He's a good friend, I've known him forever.

[playstheblues]

Ohhh.....

[miss_waldorf]

What?

[playstheblues]

I just figured out things. I have a friend back home like you. I don't mean that in a bad way.

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[miss_waldorf]

Oh.