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[miss_waldorf]

Before anyone decides to come up with their own back story about recent events, I thought I might give you the facts myself:

Firstly, I am as straight as Anna Wintour's bangs after her daily haircut session. Which still means, I'm straight. Secondly, Serena van der Woodsen is my best friend forever and ever, Chuck Bass is not my boyfriend, and

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CASPIAN TOLD HER. THAT GOSSIPING HEN.

[tofuinthesky]

But you kissed her!

OMG LOL I WOULDN'T THINK OF THAT OF CAS!

[miss_waldorf]

So?

YOU SHOULD. HE CHATTERED LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL.

[tofuinthesky]

You don't kiss another girl for show, Blair. That's why so many guys are always wanting to see two girls when they find out that they're dating.

LOL SHOW MEEEE

[miss_waldorf]

What are you trying to say, really? That it's wrong?

IT WAS ASSUMED BUT DAMN WE SHOULD HAVE PLAYED IT OUT

[tofuinthesky]

Yes, it's wrong. You don't kiss somebody unless you love them. Kissing another girl just to be cute isn't cute.

HAHAHAH <3

[miss_waldorf]

You kiss a lot of people you don't love like your parents. And we weren't trying to be cute.

THE VOICE OF TRUTH IS OVER HERE. HE TWITTERED, BLAIR, HE TWITTERED.

[tofuinthesky]

No, I don't. I'm not like you. I don't show off in front of the world to be whatever you're trying to be.

WHERE'S YOUR MAGIC SITAR?

[miss_waldorf]

That's where you're wrong. I'm not trying to be anything, that was before. Now I'll do whatever I want.

UNDER MY BED WITH THE SORTING HAT.

[tofuinthesky]

You're trying to get attention by pretending to like girls.

I DON'T-- OOOOOHH SORTING HAT <3

[miss_waldorf]

I was trying to make Chuck's party better than it already was.

HE DID TWITTER. HE'S A LIAR.

[tofuinthesky]

So pretending to be gay is entertainment? That's exactly what I'm talking about.

[miss_waldorf]

Prude.

[tofuinthesky]

I'm not a prude, Blair. I just don't think it's right you play up sex for laughs.

[miss_waldorf]

Keep it to yourself then, whatever it is you think.

[tofuinthesky]

No, I won't. Not when you can't keep your attention act to yourself.

[miss_waldorf]

Obviously it's called attracting attention for a reason. But keep chattering as you please, it's not like I care.