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[miss_waldorf]

Before anyone decides to come up with their own back story about recent events, I thought I might give you the facts myself:

Firstly, I am as straight as Anna Wintour's bangs after her daily haircut session. Which still means, I'm straight. Secondly, Serena van der Woodsen is my best friend forever and ever, Chuck Bass is not my boyfriend, and

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audio; I'm going to do this and I'm not sorry |D

[treadingdawn]

Hello, Blair.

audio; ...do what? DDD:

[miss_waldorf]

Hello, Caspian ♥

audio; THIS

[treadingdawn]

I enjoyed our dance.

I am sorry about what happened...but I think you have the right to love whoever you wish, and as your friends we should be understanding of that.

audio; D'AWW <3

[miss_waldorf]

You're a good dancer.

I wouldn't use that word. Love.

audio; ps. he's not a hen, he's a cock, omg get it right

[treadingdawn]

You are too.

Well, whatever it is you feel for her...

audio; /DIES

[miss_waldorf]

I know.

--I already said it loud and clear: I'm straight.

audio; don't listen to those other subject lines!

[treadingdawn]

Yes, it's good to have your feelings straightened out.

audio; WHERE IS THE VOICE OF TRUTH???

[miss_waldorf]

Is this about Serena or is it about Nate?

audio; the magic sitar is not available right now

[treadingdawn]

Whoever possesses long golden hair. Serena I believe?

audio; DID YOU STEAL AND HIDE IT AWAY?

[miss_waldorf]

Serena, yes. There's nothing but friendship between us.

Nate's my boyfriend.

audio; HE DID NOT TWITTER FFF

[treadingdawn]

But you kissed her like you... I'm sorry, if it is a personal matter.

audio; I don't know now who to believe DDDD;

[miss_waldorf]

It's not. There's nothing between us, really.

The kiss didn't mean anything.

audio; ahhhh Caspian's romanticism is shattered

[treadingdawn]

.....Oh. I see.

audio; YOU WANTED THEM TO BE GAY FOR EACH OTHER, DIDN'T YOU CAS?

[miss_waldorf]

You sound disappointed.

audio; IS IT WRONG TO WANT TRUTH, BEAUTY, FREEDOM, AND LOVE?

[treadingdawn]

I misunderstood, that's all.

audio; YOU BOHEMIANS.

[miss_waldorf]

I should introduce you to Nate, you'd get along so well.