why oh why does alcohol have to fuck with your body
Oh lord I am hungover like a muther fuck. I have no idea how many people I drunk dialed/drunk messaged last night. My friend Kyle who we haven't seen in years is randomly getting married so we decided to through him a bachelor party. It was me, Jessie, Charlie, and him chillin at Reba's place. Reba and Jessie stripped while giving Charlie and Kyle lap dances. We walked around town and smoked hash, got hella high, then came back and got beyond drunk for more stripping. Then Charlie and Jessie went to his car and had sex. We definitely took pictures...lol. Yeah, we were that wasted. We totally laughed about being able to see Charlie's bare ass. Then we went back inside and Reba and Kyle got rather cozy so I decided to take my leave. God I'm getting tired of being a fifth wheel. I need to get laid already. But oh well...I had fun anyway and I'm glad we could get fucked up with Kyle one more time before he went to get married to a hot columbian chick. And trust me, she was fuckin hot. He brought pictures. My mom was really worried about me too. I didn't walk back home till 5am. I had no idea we were up that late. Someone told me at one point but I was like what are you talking about? it's like one am! Oh how wrong I was. Now I woke up at fucking 11am and I'm fucking tired but if I try to lie back down I'm totally going to puke.
Man every time I burp--in a sad attempt not to puke--I can taste the hash on my breath. I just want everyone to know that my breath majorly smells like ass right now. Fuck. I have the shakes too. Fucking Darrington and it's blatent lack of anything to do but get fucked off my ass.
Man every time I burp--in a sad attempt not to puke--I can taste the hash on my breath. I just want everyone to know that my breath majorly smells like ass right now. Fuck. I have the shakes too. Fucking Darrington and it's blatent lack of anything to do but get fucked off my ass.