pass OVER passover
i'm at a passover dinner with the meyer/kahn family where only half the people are jewish, no one knows hebrew and we're using the family sedar booklet where we only read the part where we get to eat and drink wine and passOVER the actual story. There were croutons in the salad, brownies and cookies for desert and everyone making fun of my grandmother's food. My family walks in half an hour late, my dad spills red wine all over the light colored carpet after 2 minutes of getting it, spends the entire time trying to clean it up and leaves with it still there, then breaks her lamp trying to use the vacuum, and my uncle stops the porn from coming up on my grandmother's computer,which she didn't understand why that was funny she got it in the first place. She got a new car but left it at the dealership, afraid to drive it during the "passover craze". My family tells her to leave it at the dealership over summer becuase more people drive on the highways during the summer as a joke and she highly considered it. But i guess this is a normal Meyer family gathering.