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news flash:
My family is gambling for Christmas this year.
Normally we do a white elephant, "everybody bring a $10 gift" exchange. This year, however, we are each going to bring 10, one dollar bills and we are going to bet on the card game "Defecate on Your Neighbor." The winners get to keep all the money.
Yes. For Christmas, while other families gaze lovingly into each others' eyes as they tear open brightly-colored packages, my family is going to be eyeing each other suspiciously while playing "Shit on Your Neighbor." And then we're going to drink. Merry freakin' Christmas.
My family is gambling for Christmas this year.
Normally we do a white elephant, "everybody bring a $10 gift" exchange. This year, however, we are each going to bring 10, one dollar bills and we are going to bet on the card game "Defecate on Your Neighbor." The winners get to keep all the money.
Yes. For Christmas, while other families gaze lovingly into each others' eyes as they tear open brightly-colored packages, my family is going to be eyeing each other suspiciously while playing "Shit on Your Neighbor." And then we're going to drink. Merry freakin' Christmas.