If I had the maths and science skills a CSI.
or  historian.

A famous novelist.

Keeping warm or cold respectively. 
Drinking water. 
Resting.
And watching the only thing that makes me feel better. Dharma and Greg.

Spiders.

Being alone.

Rejection.

Failure.

Being found out. 

Gene Hunt.

:)

Dear LJ,

how long I have missed you!