Да ты заткнёшься наконец или нет?!
I can't get to sleep without?
ambien or sex.
If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
an extended middle finger, raised eyebrow, glasses, a tom robbins book, gypsy ring, glass of jack & coke, dirty chucks or immaculate dunks.
I have an irrational fear of:
midgets.
What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Gołąbki or corn bread (depending on which grandparents)
What weight were you when you were born?
6lbs 7oz.
I am most opposed to:
tom cruise and his creepy religion.
Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
no time nor patience.
I am too old to be:
mooning people on the freeway.
I find the thought of childbirth:
really inconveniently and irrationally painful.
Next door to my house is:
a dude that abuses his wife and on the other side a white baller that freeloads off his dad.
My feet are:
engullfed in fluffy puma goodness
My preferred style of jeans is:
over-priced, low-rise, dark wash, boot cut or skinny.
I know how to cook:
better than most people's mommas.
I am annoyed at:
lack of car and lack of snuggles.
Men should always:
shake and put the seat down. stepping in drips or falling in isn't cool, guys.
Women should never:
submit to abuse.
What child-related smell do you not like?
doodoo or regurgitated formula.
What sea creature scares you?
nessie.
What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
typically more than one color.
What object have you broken most recently?
i rarely break things.
Name one of the Spice Girls?
posh is still my fav. that bitch is hott.
What was the last thing to make you cry?
when they towed my car.
I would like to be in an advertisement for:
finger braces. so my middle finger can reach millions.
My favorite shoes are:
eaten by my dog. rip bronze flats *wipes tear*
My mothers' greatest fear is:
i'm pretty sure it was dying alone...
Can you use chopsticks?
exceptionally well.
Do you prefer beaches or forests?
depends on my mood. i have more of a woodsy personality, though.
ambien or sex.
If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
an extended middle finger, raised eyebrow, glasses, a tom robbins book, gypsy ring, glass of jack & coke, dirty chucks or immaculate dunks.
I have an irrational fear of:
midgets.
What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Gołąbki or corn bread (depending on which grandparents)
What weight were you when you were born?
6lbs 7oz.
I am most opposed to:
tom cruise and his creepy religion.
Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
no time nor patience.
I am too old to be:
mooning people on the freeway.
I find the thought of childbirth:
really inconveniently and irrationally painful.
Next door to my house is:
a dude that abuses his wife and on the other side a white baller that freeloads off his dad.
My feet are:
engullfed in fluffy puma goodness
My preferred style of jeans is:
over-priced, low-rise, dark wash, boot cut or skinny.
I know how to cook:
better than most people's mommas.
I am annoyed at:
lack of car and lack of snuggles.
Men should always:
shake and put the seat down. stepping in drips or falling in isn't cool, guys.
Women should never:
submit to abuse.
What child-related smell do you not like?
doodoo or regurgitated formula.
What sea creature scares you?
nessie.
What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
typically more than one color.
What object have you broken most recently?
i rarely break things.
Name one of the Spice Girls?
posh is still my fav. that bitch is hott.
What was the last thing to make you cry?
when they towed my car.
I would like to be in an advertisement for:
finger braces. so my middle finger can reach millions.
My favorite shoes are:
eaten by my dog. rip bronze flats *wipes tear*
My mothers' greatest fear is:
i'm pretty sure it was dying alone...
Can you use chopsticks?
exceptionally well.
Do you prefer beaches or forests?
depends on my mood. i have more of a woodsy personality, though.