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Half of last week I spent hunched over a toilet bowl puking my guts out. I don't know if it was food poisoning or whatever but I am pretty sure I completely emptied out my digestive system in every physically possible way and then some.
Serves me right for believe Lucy Torres when she said pineapple juice is like flushing your body. In the three days prior to my regurgitating session I'd been drinking nothing but pineapple juice as a meal replacement. For every meal. So yeah, it really does flush your body! Way to go, Del Monte!
I have so much work to finish it's not even funny, and I have not done anything. I am the ultimate procrastinator. I cannot, for the life of me, understand why I cannot just start my work and get it over with!
While the toilet bowl and I were getting acquainted I had a chance to think over some things:
1. I am slipping back into the dark place that I never thought I would go back to.
2. Justice is not blind and the world is not fair.
3. John F. Kennedy Jr. was an amazing man with an tragically unfinished life. (I've been reading his biography by Robert Dallek)
4. If I were an American, I would support the Democratic Party, Clinton's healthcare and Obama's idealist hope, but I wouldn't necessarily discount McCain my vote.
5. Facebook applications are annoying but funny anyway.
6. I hate finding myself in these situations where you have to "make lemonade out of life's lemons," or whatever the saying is. Its seriously so irritating when you were supposedly in this good place already, and you were excited about something, but then the world just won't give you a break and just has find a way to screw you over and you have to just sit there and deal with it. Well, I'm tired of DEALING WITH IT. Why don't other people just go DEAL WITH IT and let me have SOMETHING for once!
7. Steak isn't meant to be thawed out before grilling.
8. I have the dumbest sleeping schedule as of late.
9. I suck at design and I'm sick of redesigning magazines and newspapers that the teacher won't so much blink at before punching my grade..
10. I'm stupid and I need to get wasted.
Serves me right for believe Lucy Torres when she said pineapple juice is like flushing your body. In the three days prior to my regurgitating session I'd been drinking nothing but pineapple juice as a meal replacement. For every meal. So yeah, it really does flush your body! Way to go, Del Monte!
I have so much work to finish it's not even funny, and I have not done anything. I am the ultimate procrastinator. I cannot, for the life of me, understand why I cannot just start my work and get it over with!
While the toilet bowl and I were getting acquainted I had a chance to think over some things:
1. I am slipping back into the dark place that I never thought I would go back to.
2. Justice is not blind and the world is not fair.
3. John F. Kennedy Jr. was an amazing man with an tragically unfinished life. (I've been reading his biography by Robert Dallek)
4. If I were an American, I would support the Democratic Party, Clinton's healthcare and Obama's idealist hope, but I wouldn't necessarily discount McCain my vote.
5. Facebook applications are annoying but funny anyway.
6. I hate finding myself in these situations where you have to "make lemonade out of life's lemons," or whatever the saying is. Its seriously so irritating when you were supposedly in this good place already, and you were excited about something, but then the world just won't give you a break and just has find a way to screw you over and you have to just sit there and deal with it. Well, I'm tired of DEALING WITH IT. Why don't other people just go DEAL WITH IT and let me have SOMETHING for once!
7. Steak isn't meant to be thawed out before grilling.
8. I have the dumbest sleeping schedule as of late.
9. I suck at design and I'm sick of redesigning magazines and newspapers that the teacher won't so much blink at before punching my grade..
10. I'm stupid and I need to get wasted.