this...
is why i should not be allowed spare time out of work...
THIRTEEN THINGS YOU LOVE:
1. myself
2. my family
3. friends
4. my job
5. music
6. my laugh
7. cigarettes
8. diet coke
9. being rewarded
10. someone that makes me laugh
11. the way boys smell (when they are clean)
12. the way skin tastes
13. being me!!!
TWELVE MOVIES: (not in any order)
1. gia
2. problem child
3. 200 cigarettes
4. dogma
5. all over me
6. the incredible true story of 2 girls in love
7. fight club
8. velvet goldmine
9. josie and the pussycats
10. freddy got fingered
11. caddyshack
12. big daddy
ELEVEN GOOD BANDS: (currently listening to)
1. hole
2. sleater-kinney
3. misfits
4. songs:ohia
5. violent femmes
6. queens of the stone age
7. cake
8. butthole surfers
9. moldy peaches
10. mudhoney
11. white stripes
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU:
1. i have 2 bachelor degrees from university
2. i can add
3. i have a black pick up truck at home
4. i am very very honest
5. i want to be better at everything i do
6. i am a lot tougher than i thought i was
7. i have a penis
8. i really need to shave my legs
9. i wish i could spend more time with my neices
10. i'm fucking ace... hee hee
NINE GOOD FRIENDS: (no particular order)
1. can i insert some mediocre friends here?
2. Lynn
3. Xtine
4. Matt
5. Jenny
6. Rachel
7. Geoff
8. someone i haven't pissed off lately
9. someone that doesn't know me enough to dislike me
EIGHT FAVORITE FOODS/DRINKS:
1. jd and diet coke
2. vanilla schnapps and diet coke
3. skim milk
4. white russians
5. burritos
6. pasta
7. mashed potatoes
8. water
SEVEN THINGS YOU WEAR DAILY:
1. underpants
2. make up
3. deodorant
4. candy scented spray
5. my wristbands
6. my heart on my sleeve
7. contacts
SIX THINGS THAT YOU HATE:
1. people
2. fear
3. insecurities
4. creepy foreign men
5. body hair
6. audio books
FIVE THINGS YOU DO DAILY:
1. moan about having to get up
2. try to clean my room and fail
3. smoke
4. bitch about something
5. bathe (well, i used to. i am now striving for that again)
FOUR TELEVISION SHOWS YOU WATCH:
1. haven't had time
2. my tv is now at the bar
3. but we have cctv there!
4. does the news count since it was the first thing i watched in 2 weeks?
THREE THINGS YOU WANT:
1. more cock (hey, at least i am honest)
2. new clothes
3. new boots
TWO THINGS YOU SAY OFTEN:
1. yesterday it was WANK
2. fuck
ONE PERSON YOU COULD SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH:
1. if i knew that, wouldn't we have gotten started by now?
THIRTEEN THINGS YOU LOVE:
1. myself
2. my family
3. friends
4. my job
5. music
6. my laugh
7. cigarettes
8. diet coke
9. being rewarded
10. someone that makes me laugh
11. the way boys smell (when they are clean)
12. the way skin tastes
13. being me!!!
TWELVE MOVIES: (not in any order)
1. gia
2. problem child
3. 200 cigarettes
4. dogma
5. all over me
6. the incredible true story of 2 girls in love
7. fight club
8. velvet goldmine
9. josie and the pussycats
10. freddy got fingered
11. caddyshack
12. big daddy
ELEVEN GOOD BANDS: (currently listening to)
1. hole
2. sleater-kinney
3. misfits
4. songs:ohia
5. violent femmes
6. queens of the stone age
7. cake
8. butthole surfers
9. moldy peaches
10. mudhoney
11. white stripes
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU:
1. i have 2 bachelor degrees from university
2. i can add
3. i have a black pick up truck at home
4. i am very very honest
5. i want to be better at everything i do
6. i am a lot tougher than i thought i was
7. i have a penis
8. i really need to shave my legs
9. i wish i could spend more time with my neices
10. i'm fucking ace... hee hee
NINE GOOD FRIENDS: (no particular order)
1. can i insert some mediocre friends here?
2. Lynn
3. Xtine
4. Matt
5. Jenny
6. Rachel
7. Geoff
8. someone i haven't pissed off lately
9. someone that doesn't know me enough to dislike me
EIGHT FAVORITE FOODS/DRINKS:
1. jd and diet coke
2. vanilla schnapps and diet coke
3. skim milk
4. white russians
5. burritos
6. pasta
7. mashed potatoes
8. water
SEVEN THINGS YOU WEAR DAILY:
1. underpants
2. make up
3. deodorant
4. candy scented spray
5. my wristbands
6. my heart on my sleeve
7. contacts
SIX THINGS THAT YOU HATE:
1. people
2. fear
3. insecurities
4. creepy foreign men
5. body hair
6. audio books
FIVE THINGS YOU DO DAILY:
1. moan about having to get up
2. try to clean my room and fail
3. smoke
4. bitch about something
5. bathe (well, i used to. i am now striving for that again)
FOUR TELEVISION SHOWS YOU WATCH:
1. haven't had time
2. my tv is now at the bar
3. but we have cctv there!
4. does the news count since it was the first thing i watched in 2 weeks?
THREE THINGS YOU WANT:
1. more cock (hey, at least i am honest)
2. new clothes
3. new boots
TWO THINGS YOU SAY OFTEN:
1. yesterday it was WANK
2. fuck
ONE PERSON YOU COULD SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH:
1. if i knew that, wouldn't we have gotten started by now?