Feb 15, 2006 17:51
Ok ladies, enough is enough!
I have had it up to here with women who do not wear bras. I don't care if you're a dismal A cup, or a monumental double D.. whatever size cup you are put on a fuckin bra!!!! Personally, I don't care how cold you are, I do not care to see how much your nipples have been tweaked, I do not care to see how far your boobs can sag...it's fuckin nasty.
Mrs. A Cups: Yea I understand that you don't really have anything that needs support, but even still, to allow the world to see your nipples fully erect is anything but attractive. And it is in no way remotely sexy.
Mrs. B-DD Cups: Now I chose such a wide range of cup sizes simply because if you've been blessed with any amount of boobies, as soon as the bra comes off... your boobs DO sag. Deny it if you want, but let me tell you, if you're not an A cup, then face the fact that YES you're boobs do show saggage. Now if you're a small cup, you don't have that much sagging going on, but trust me, even the smallest amount of sagging is enough to make us gag.
Mrs. C Cups & Over: Of all people, you need to most definitely wear a bra. I'm in this cup range, and I know that we need more support than anyone! And anyone who's a C cup & over absolutely has some sagging going on; don't deny it, you know you do. Heaven forbid if you think we wanna see it.
Now I understand that nowadays some tops & dresses are designed in a way that wearing a bra would clash or look plain stupid; well then do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and do not buy tops or dresses that do not allow your to wear a bra. And I know some of you might be saying, "well celebrities do it!" Well, hun, you're not a celebrity. And news flash- even celebrities who go bra-less look ridiculous. And don't think that just because your friends have not made any comments about your braless boobs that that means it doesn't look bad. Oh no, don't think that at all. Just cause one of your friends hasn't mustered up the courage to say it... you can bet that there's at least one of your friends who's thinking it.
This was obvsiouly aimed specifically at the women who choose to flaunt their non-supported boobies in public; if you choose to go bra-less at home I don't care, more power to ya, what you do in the privacy of your own home is your business. But if you're gonna step out the door glue em, strap em, tape em, shit double duck tape em if you have to! Just make sure they are pushed UP! No one wants to see who's tits hit the floor first.