Something For The Helluvit.
I had this on my old Diaryland account, so I thought I'd move it here. This was done a long-assed time ago and it was my first MST of another (horrible) fic.
I put it here now, for the sake of posterity and the morbidly curious. Have a laugh but try not to wretch over the fic itself.
Starring: Mish (the fanfic writer), Donnie (the pervert) and special guests... Yohji Kudou (WK's playboy) and Remy LeBeau (X-Men's most eligible bachelor).
>This is a Fatal Fury lemon story. It is by me, CATS. Please post it
>with my Thundercats fanfic and the other story I am sending you (a
>Battle Arena Toshiden hentai story!).
Donnie: Um... I could be mistaken, but isn't it 'Toshinden'? (looks at his companions)
Yohji: It is, but that doesn't mean anything when it comes to hentai writers. We're supposed to be able to decipher this stuff. (flicks his eyes to Mishaela)
Mish: HEY! (glares at Yohji) That's a load of shit! Don't lump me into that group. I use a spell checker, thank you very much!
Remy: Please... Let's get t'rough dis... I don' wanna be stuck here all night. Oui?
>Fatal Fury: Boy's Night
>by CATS
Mish: (crosses eyes) I've got a bad feeling about this...
Remy: (sinks down in his seat) You ain't de only one, sister.
>This is a lemon fanfic about the characters from the Fatal Fury. I
>did not create none of the characters from this story so I have no hold
>on them. If you are not old enough to read stories about sexually acts
>between adults then read no further. I will gladly except any comments.
>This story is strickly ficitional.***
Mish: As is your spell checker and grammar check. Hasn't anyone ever heard of a beta-reader anymore?
Donnie: I have a feeling that the beta-reader quit.
>Andy poured a glass of champagne into a two
>glasses. He was happy that he decided to finally go "all the way" with
>Mai.
Yohji: Believe it or not, that actually does take a lot of thought... Her tits alone could kill a man.
Remy: An' dey say dat de comic industry have unbelievable proportions. (shakes head) At least Rogue's breasts bounce in de same direction.
Yohji: Hey, don't knock on us anime boys!
Mish: Girls, girls, you're both beautiful... don't start fighting.
Donnie: Wouldn’t pouring one glass of champagne into two glasses mean that they were getting a half-glass each?
Mish: Nit-pick much?
> He walked over to the bed where she was sitting. She was wearing
>a T-shirt and a pair of jeans. Andy walked over to her in his sil robe.
Donnie: What's a 'sil'? (leers) And just how much is it covering?
Mish: (pops Donnie on the back of his head) Don't you start...
Donnie: (grins) Thank you, Mish. Can I have another?
Yohji & Remy: (roll eyes)
>He gave her the glass of champagne and sat down. Mai sat nervously,
>knowing this was going to be her first time with Andy.
Donnie: Yeah, right... Her first time with Andy. Let's not count all those times with King, Billy Cane, Yuri-
Yohji: Cut it out! We're trying to get through this before dinner time!
>Andy's palms were sweating and he did not know what to say next.
Yohji: (rolls eyes again) How about - 'What's your favorite position, Mai?'
>Mai sipped from her glass and awaited the next move. Mai decided to make the move and out
>her hand on Andy's thigh. He felt her hand and looked into her brown
>eyes. He slowly leaned over to kiss her and the door knocked.
Mish: ... knocked Andy clean the fuck out - end of story. Thank you and good night. (tries to get up and gets sat back down by Remy)
Remy: Not'ing doin'... you stay, chere.
Mish: Please... don't do this to me, Cajun. (pleading eyes)
Yohji: Sorry but misery loves company. You get to co-miserate with us.
Mish: (sulks) Lucky me.
>Andy cursed under his breath and went to the
>door. He opened the door and Joe was standing there with nothing but a
>towel wrapped around his waist.
Donnie: (Andy) Hel-LO hotstuff! Wanna boink?
Yohji: (looks at Donnie) Boink?
Donnie: (shrugs) It sounded good... and I don't see Andy as the type to say 'fuck'.
Yohji: Good point.
>"UH sorry to bug you Andy but can I use your shower. Mine is on the fritz again" he said. Andy was >depressed and said "Sure come on in". Joe entered the hotel room where he saw Mai sitting on the bed. >Joe looked at Andy and then Mai and got the idea.
Remy: Dat he should grab dat poor blond boy and get him outta dere...
Yohji: We should be so lucky.
>"OH WOW! Geez I'm sorry Andy. Isee that you are kind of busy right
>now! Hey Mai be careful with him will you!" Joe said.
Donnie: (blinks) If we do this according to the actual movie, wouldn't Joe do the wink-wink-nudge-nudge bit and give Andy a condom?
Yohji: This is fantasy, get real.
Donnie: Oh, yeah... sorry.
>Mai blushed and Andy slapped his head with his hand. "I'll come back at another time"
>Joe said as he headed for the door. "No wait!" Mai called out. She
>slowly approached Joe. She kissed him passionately on the lips and
>Andy's jaw dropped. "MAI!" he said in a rage.
Yohji: Kill 'em! Kill 'em!
Remy, Mish, Donnie: (pull away from Yohji and stare wide-eyed)
Donnie: You feelin' okay, Yo-tan?
Yohji: Hey, it'd get us out of this, right?
>Joe began kissing Mai and pulling off her shirt. Andy headed towards them to break it up.
>"No wait Andy!
Remy: (Mai) Listen, Andy, Joe's got more experience... we could benefit from that.
Yohji: (Joe) Uh, Mai... You've got more experience than me. Look at all your fanfic lovers...
Mish: (smacks them both)
>If we are going to make this our first time, why not make it between all three of us" Mai said.
Donnie: (singing) Get a little closer, now don't be shy...
Remy: (groans) I t'ink I'm gonna be sick.
Mish: (looking green) You ain't the only one, Gumbo.
>Andy looked at her confussed and shocked.
Yohji: Hey, miss fanfic writer! What's 'confussed' mean?
Mish: It means someone doesn't know how to fucking spell is what it means.
>The idea made Joe's cock rock hard. Mai finished pulling
>off her shirt and then began to unzip her pants. Andy was still shocked
>and din't know whether to stop her or help her.
Donnie: (Andy) I din't know what to do...
>Joe went behind Mai and unsnapped her bra.
Mish: (Mai) *Pinckt* OW! Joe, that hurt!
Yohji: (blinks) Huh?
Mish: You're a guy, you wouldn't understand the pain of the snapping bra.
Yohji: Oh-kay...
>He slowly pulled off the black laced bra and threw
>it to the floor. Joe moved in front of her and began to lick her
>swelling nipples.
Remy: You mean dey get bigger?!? (eyes bug out)
> Mai moaned as Joe helped her pull down her jeans.
>Mai slipped her legs out of them and began to kiss Joe. She stopped
>kissing him and walked over to Andy.
Yohji: Doesn't miss a beat, does she?
>She slowly opened his robe and pulled
>it off. Andy was wearing nothing under his robe and Mai began to feel
>the length of his cock. He was at least 10 inches long.
Yohji: Do girls like, palm a ruler so they can check or something?
Mish: No... She probably just suffers the same fate as all bimbos do... (holds her fingers about three inches apart) You know, the one that happens when every guy she runs across tells her that this is six inches?
Yohji: I've never!
Mish: Bullshit. I suppose next you'll tell me you don't masturbate?
Yohji: (splutters)
>Joe walked over to them and moved Mai out of the way.
Donnie: (Joe) Out of the way, bitch. I'm the only one man enough for him.
Remy: An' to t'ink... we let dis guy into our houses...
Yohji: No kidding.
>Joe slid his hands across Andy's broad chest. He felt Andy's hardening nipples. Joe pinched each
>one and moved down towards Andy's cock. Andy didn't know what was going
>on but he was enjoying it. Joe knelt down and began kissing Andy's
>chest. Andy moaned and let Joe lick his nipples. Joe moved slowly down
>to Andy's penis.
Mish: (cowers) Argh! Clinical word! Clinical word!
Remy: (looks over) What's her problem?
Donnie: Clinical words in a lemon are something she's dead against. (chuckles) We're lucky... if this were a good lemon, she'd be bitching about it for the rest of the file.
Yohji: Thank God for small favors.
>Joe, with one move took all of Andy's cock in his
>mouth. He began licking all over the head over Andy's member.
Donnie: (amazed) Now that takes talent! Deep-throating a guy and still being able to lick the head of his cock? I bow to thee, oh Gene Simmons!
Mish: Donnie, come off it.
Donnie: Yes, ma'am.
>Andy groaned as Joe lciked the shaft of his cock. Joe moved up and down on
>the length of his dick.
Mish: (pales) This guy's just breaking all the rules of a good lemon, isn't he?
Yohji: Yeah, and it would mean something if this WAS a good lemon, wouldn't it?
Mish: Point to you, Yo-tan.
>He slowly kissed he piss slit and worked his way to Andy's balls.
Remy & Yohji: (turn green)
Donnie: Sheesh... couldn't the writer have just said 'slit'? That kind of graphic writing is not something that turns me on, that's for sure.
Mish: (blinks) You mean there's something that DOESN'T turn you on? Hallelujah!
Donnie: Fuck you, Mish.
Mish: Maybe later...
>Mai began pulling down her soaked panties. She
>was getting wet watching the two boys in action.
All: She's the only one!
>She stepped out of them and walked to Andy. She kissed him on the m,outh as Joe kept
>sucking Andy's balls. She began kissing on Andy's neck, sucking on it.
>Andy moaned and his knees began to give way. All this pleasure was
>making him feel so good.
Remy: Glad someone's feelin' good. I'm gonna be sick.
Mish: Join the club.
Yohji: Yeah, we'll beat you with it later.
>Joe stood to his feet and lead both of them to
>the bed. He laid Andy down and told Mai to fuck him. Mai quickly
>jumped on the bed and moved to Andy's prick. Joe got behind her and
>slipped a ginger in her wet cunt.
Mish: Dear God - NOT FOOD! This is bad enough without the addition of food!
Yohji: Uh, Mish... I think the writer just mispelled 'finger'. Don't panic.
>She moaned and stopped her movement.
>She began to move up and down on Joe's finger. She grunted as he put a
>second finger in her pussy. Joe began rubbing on Mai's clit, parting
>her lips.
All: Nah... too easy!
>Mai moaned and sweated as she fucked Joe's fingers. Joe then
>slipped his fingers out of her warm cunt. "Now fuck him!" he said in a
>commanding voice.
Mish: (growls)
Donnie: (makes whip crack noise) Crack that whip, Joe!
Yohji: Whip it good, baby!
Mish: Hey, wasn't that Ken's line?
Yohji: Only in the outtakes.
Mish: Oh... right.
>Mai got on top of Andy and placed his cockhead at the
>opening to her pussy. She slowly pushed his dick in her, enjoying it
>stretch the walls of her delicate pussy. She moaned and so did Andy as
>they slwoly fucked. Andy took hold of Mai's hips and began pumping her
>on his cock. His 10 inches went as far as they could go inthe ninja
>girl's cunt.
Remy: Am I de only one t' notice dat dere was not'ing about a virginity problem?
Mish: No, you weren't, Cajun.
Donnie: (Andy) Um... Mai? I thought you said this was your first time?
Yohji: (Mai) Oh, Andy... I said it was 'our' first time. (Squeals) Oh, ANDY!
Mish: (lunges for Yohji, attempting to throttle him)
Yohji: (holds her at bay) Whoa! Down, broad-zilla!
>Mai relaxed and enjoyed feeling her boyfriend's cock run
>the length of her wet pussy. Her juicies dripped from her pussy onto
>his balls. Joe moved on the bed to Andy's chest. He got on top of him
>and aimed his cock for Andy's mouth.
Yohji: (Joe) Bang, you're dead.
Remy: We wish.
Mish: Get outta my head, Remy.
Remy: Non, you get outta mine first.
>Andy opened his eyes in surprise and slowly opened his mouth. Joe forced his 8 inches into Andy's >mouth. He beagn fucking Andy's mouth as Mai was doing his dick. Joe groaned
>as Andy sucked and licked his cock. Soon Mai climaxed all over Andy's
>dick. Andy kept up the blowjob he was giving Joe. Joe enjoyed the
>tongue action Andy was giving him. "I'm GONNA cum....." Andy said as
>spurts of semen went into Mai.
Donnie: Funny how virgins suddenly know how to talk dirty in the heat of the moment.
Remy: Funny how he can talk wit his mouth full.
Donnie: I didn’t catch that. Good point.
Mish: Shouldn't that have been 'I'm gonna CUM'?
Yohji: This is fantasy - get real.
>Joe continued fucking his cock in Andy's
>mouth until they heard a knock at the door. Mai got off the bed and ran
>to the door. There stood Andy's brother Terry with nothing on but a
>hard dick. He stood there with his at least 11 or 12 inch dick slapping
>his stomach.
Yohji: (Terry) Hey, I was just watching all the action on the closed circuit television and I wondered if I...
Mish: (grabs Yohji's throat) You'll stop right now if you value your life.
Yohji: Yes, ma'am.
>Mai greatfully let him in, where terry saw his younger
>brother giving Joe a blowjob.
Donnie: Letting some asshole ram his rod down your throat does NOT constitute as a blow-job!
Yohji: So sayeth the pervert.
Donnie: Damn straight!
>Joe put his head back and let out a huge roar as he came in Andy's mouth. Andy was surprised and took >as much of the cum as he could. He swallowed it and Joe got off of Andy. Terry walked over to Andy >and pulled on his dick.
Remy: Is dat some kind of incestuous handshake? 'Hey, bro, how ya doin'?'
Mish: I don't believe you just said that.
Donnie: I do.
Yohji: Incest is best, give your brother-
Remy: (holds glowing card under Yohji's chin) I wouldn't finish dat if I were you.
Yohji: Right.
>Andy began to get hard in his older brother's hand. Terry began sucking all over Andy's dick as
>Mai walked back over to the bed. She got on Andy's chest and wiggled her ass a little bit.
Mish: (Mai) Hey, Andy, do you think I've gained weight?
Yohji: One of those questions that has NO safe answer...
Donnie: Of course, we couldn't have the benefit of TASTEFUL incest...
Remy: We de unluckiest bunch of dumbasses in de world - what do you t'ink?
>She placed her cunt in Andy's face and he eagerly shot his tongue in her. She screamed as Andy licked at >her clit. He licked all over her pussy as his brother contiued sucking his dick. Soon Mai came in Andy's >mouth as Andy came in his brother's mouth.
Mish: (growls)
Yohji: (slides away from Mish in his seat) What's your problem.
Donnie: Mish has a serious problem with a certain word in that grouping. C-U-Next-Tuesday...
>Terry stood up and pulled Mai off of Andy.
>He laid her down next to Andy on the king sized bed. Her pussy was
>already wet from Andy's tonguing so he easily placed his dick in her.
>She moaned in pain, not ever being fucked by such a long penis. Terry
>slwoly went deeper in her, her pain turned into pleasure.
Mish: Okay, as a veteran of many a sexual encounter, one of them being with a well-endowed guy, I've NEVER equated deeper and better when it comes to pain.
Donnie: Mish... poor Mish... remember - this is a fanfic.
Remy: You give it too much credit, mon ami.
Yohji: Ain't that the truth.
>Joe walked over to the bed and Andy put him on the bed. Andy began licking Joe's
>ass as he prepared to fuck him.
Yohji: And here it is... We have finally achieved the zenith of disbelief.
Mish: Uh, Yohji, we reached that around the third paragraph.
Donnie: That poor virgin...
Remy: Dat poor fandom.
>Andy slowly aimed his dick for Joe's ass. He slowly slid in him, making Joe call out for him to stop.
Donnie: (winces) God, dry entry is a bitch.
Mish: Hasn't this guy ever heard of prep?
Yohji: Who, Andy or the writer?
Mish: Both.
>Mai and Terry were humping all over the bed, with his dick fucking in and
>out of her. The bed shook as Andy began to fuck Joe. Joe eased up
>after awhile and enjoyed the sensations Andy was giving him. His own
>dcik was humping the bed as Andy fucked him. Soon Mai and Terry were
>calling out as they both came. Not too much later was Andy cumming in
>Joe and Joe cumming on the sheets. They all cleaned up and slept on the
>bed together.
Mish: Mai gets the wet spot! Mai gets the wet spot!
Remy: I t'ink, wit' all dat, dey all sleepin' in de wet spot.
Donnie: Yeah, seems to me it would cover the whole bed.
Yohji: (is trying to reign in the urge to retch) Can we go now?
That thing's still hideous.
I put it here now, for the sake of posterity and the morbidly curious. Have a laugh but try not to wretch over the fic itself.
Starring: Mish (the fanfic writer), Donnie (the pervert) and special guests... Yohji Kudou (WK's playboy) and Remy LeBeau (X-Men's most eligible bachelor).
>This is a Fatal Fury lemon story. It is by me, CATS. Please post it
>with my Thundercats fanfic and the other story I am sending you (a
>Battle Arena Toshiden hentai story!).
Donnie: Um... I could be mistaken, but isn't it 'Toshinden'? (looks at his companions)
Yohji: It is, but that doesn't mean anything when it comes to hentai writers. We're supposed to be able to decipher this stuff. (flicks his eyes to Mishaela)
Mish: HEY! (glares at Yohji) That's a load of shit! Don't lump me into that group. I use a spell checker, thank you very much!
Remy: Please... Let's get t'rough dis... I don' wanna be stuck here all night. Oui?
>Fatal Fury: Boy's Night
>by CATS
Mish: (crosses eyes) I've got a bad feeling about this...
Remy: (sinks down in his seat) You ain't de only one, sister.
>This is a lemon fanfic about the characters from the Fatal Fury. I
>did not create none of the characters from this story so I have no hold
>on them. If you are not old enough to read stories about sexually acts
>between adults then read no further. I will gladly except any comments.
>This story is strickly ficitional.***
Mish: As is your spell checker and grammar check. Hasn't anyone ever heard of a beta-reader anymore?
Donnie: I have a feeling that the beta-reader quit.
>Andy poured a glass of champagne into a two
>glasses. He was happy that he decided to finally go "all the way" with
>Mai.
Yohji: Believe it or not, that actually does take a lot of thought... Her tits alone could kill a man.
Remy: An' dey say dat de comic industry have unbelievable proportions. (shakes head) At least Rogue's breasts bounce in de same direction.
Yohji: Hey, don't knock on us anime boys!
Mish: Girls, girls, you're both beautiful... don't start fighting.
Donnie: Wouldn’t pouring one glass of champagne into two glasses mean that they were getting a half-glass each?
Mish: Nit-pick much?
> He walked over to the bed where she was sitting. She was wearing
>a T-shirt and a pair of jeans. Andy walked over to her in his sil robe.
Donnie: What's a 'sil'? (leers) And just how much is it covering?
Mish: (pops Donnie on the back of his head) Don't you start...
Donnie: (grins) Thank you, Mish. Can I have another?
Yohji & Remy: (roll eyes)
>He gave her the glass of champagne and sat down. Mai sat nervously,
>knowing this was going to be her first time with Andy.
Donnie: Yeah, right... Her first time with Andy. Let's not count all those times with King, Billy Cane, Yuri-
Yohji: Cut it out! We're trying to get through this before dinner time!
>Andy's palms were sweating and he did not know what to say next.
Yohji: (rolls eyes again) How about - 'What's your favorite position, Mai?'
>Mai sipped from her glass and awaited the next move. Mai decided to make the move and out
>her hand on Andy's thigh. He felt her hand and looked into her brown
>eyes. He slowly leaned over to kiss her and the door knocked.
Mish: ... knocked Andy clean the fuck out - end of story. Thank you and good night. (tries to get up and gets sat back down by Remy)
Remy: Not'ing doin'... you stay, chere.
Mish: Please... don't do this to me, Cajun. (pleading eyes)
Yohji: Sorry but misery loves company. You get to co-miserate with us.
Mish: (sulks) Lucky me.
>Andy cursed under his breath and went to the
>door. He opened the door and Joe was standing there with nothing but a
>towel wrapped around his waist.
Donnie: (Andy) Hel-LO hotstuff! Wanna boink?
Yohji: (looks at Donnie) Boink?
Donnie: (shrugs) It sounded good... and I don't see Andy as the type to say 'fuck'.
Yohji: Good point.
>"UH sorry to bug you Andy but can I use your shower. Mine is on the fritz again" he said. Andy was >depressed and said "Sure come on in". Joe entered the hotel room where he saw Mai sitting on the bed. >Joe looked at Andy and then Mai and got the idea.
Remy: Dat he should grab dat poor blond boy and get him outta dere...
Yohji: We should be so lucky.
>"OH WOW! Geez I'm sorry Andy. Isee that you are kind of busy right
>now! Hey Mai be careful with him will you!" Joe said.
Donnie: (blinks) If we do this according to the actual movie, wouldn't Joe do the wink-wink-nudge-nudge bit and give Andy a condom?
Yohji: This is fantasy, get real.
Donnie: Oh, yeah... sorry.
>Mai blushed and Andy slapped his head with his hand. "I'll come back at another time"
>Joe said as he headed for the door. "No wait!" Mai called out. She
>slowly approached Joe. She kissed him passionately on the lips and
>Andy's jaw dropped. "MAI!" he said in a rage.
Yohji: Kill 'em! Kill 'em!
Remy, Mish, Donnie: (pull away from Yohji and stare wide-eyed)
Donnie: You feelin' okay, Yo-tan?
Yohji: Hey, it'd get us out of this, right?
>Joe began kissing Mai and pulling off her shirt. Andy headed towards them to break it up.
>"No wait Andy!
Remy: (Mai) Listen, Andy, Joe's got more experience... we could benefit from that.
Yohji: (Joe) Uh, Mai... You've got more experience than me. Look at all your fanfic lovers...
Mish: (smacks them both)
>If we are going to make this our first time, why not make it between all three of us" Mai said.
Donnie: (singing) Get a little closer, now don't be shy...
Remy: (groans) I t'ink I'm gonna be sick.
Mish: (looking green) You ain't the only one, Gumbo.
>Andy looked at her confussed and shocked.
Yohji: Hey, miss fanfic writer! What's 'confussed' mean?
Mish: It means someone doesn't know how to fucking spell is what it means.
>The idea made Joe's cock rock hard. Mai finished pulling
>off her shirt and then began to unzip her pants. Andy was still shocked
>and din't know whether to stop her or help her.
Donnie: (Andy) I din't know what to do...
>Joe went behind Mai and unsnapped her bra.
Mish: (Mai) *Pinckt* OW! Joe, that hurt!
Yohji: (blinks) Huh?
Mish: You're a guy, you wouldn't understand the pain of the snapping bra.
Yohji: Oh-kay...
>He slowly pulled off the black laced bra and threw
>it to the floor. Joe moved in front of her and began to lick her
>swelling nipples.
Remy: You mean dey get bigger?!? (eyes bug out)
> Mai moaned as Joe helped her pull down her jeans.
>Mai slipped her legs out of them and began to kiss Joe. She stopped
>kissing him and walked over to Andy.
Yohji: Doesn't miss a beat, does she?
>She slowly opened his robe and pulled
>it off. Andy was wearing nothing under his robe and Mai began to feel
>the length of his cock. He was at least 10 inches long.
Yohji: Do girls like, palm a ruler so they can check or something?
Mish: No... She probably just suffers the same fate as all bimbos do... (holds her fingers about three inches apart) You know, the one that happens when every guy she runs across tells her that this is six inches?
Yohji: I've never!
Mish: Bullshit. I suppose next you'll tell me you don't masturbate?
Yohji: (splutters)
>Joe walked over to them and moved Mai out of the way.
Donnie: (Joe) Out of the way, bitch. I'm the only one man enough for him.
Remy: An' to t'ink... we let dis guy into our houses...
Yohji: No kidding.
>Joe slid his hands across Andy's broad chest. He felt Andy's hardening nipples. Joe pinched each
>one and moved down towards Andy's cock. Andy didn't know what was going
>on but he was enjoying it. Joe knelt down and began kissing Andy's
>chest. Andy moaned and let Joe lick his nipples. Joe moved slowly down
>to Andy's penis.
Mish: (cowers) Argh! Clinical word! Clinical word!
Remy: (looks over) What's her problem?
Donnie: Clinical words in a lemon are something she's dead against. (chuckles) We're lucky... if this were a good lemon, she'd be bitching about it for the rest of the file.
Yohji: Thank God for small favors.
>Joe, with one move took all of Andy's cock in his
>mouth. He began licking all over the head over Andy's member.
Donnie: (amazed) Now that takes talent! Deep-throating a guy and still being able to lick the head of his cock? I bow to thee, oh Gene Simmons!
Mish: Donnie, come off it.
Donnie: Yes, ma'am.
>Andy groaned as Joe lciked the shaft of his cock. Joe moved up and down on
>the length of his dick.
Mish: (pales) This guy's just breaking all the rules of a good lemon, isn't he?
Yohji: Yeah, and it would mean something if this WAS a good lemon, wouldn't it?
Mish: Point to you, Yo-tan.
>He slowly kissed he piss slit and worked his way to Andy's balls.
Remy & Yohji: (turn green)
Donnie: Sheesh... couldn't the writer have just said 'slit'? That kind of graphic writing is not something that turns me on, that's for sure.
Mish: (blinks) You mean there's something that DOESN'T turn you on? Hallelujah!
Donnie: Fuck you, Mish.
Mish: Maybe later...
>Mai began pulling down her soaked panties. She
>was getting wet watching the two boys in action.
All: She's the only one!
>She stepped out of them and walked to Andy. She kissed him on the m,outh as Joe kept
>sucking Andy's balls. She began kissing on Andy's neck, sucking on it.
>Andy moaned and his knees began to give way. All this pleasure was
>making him feel so good.
Remy: Glad someone's feelin' good. I'm gonna be sick.
Mish: Join the club.
Yohji: Yeah, we'll beat you with it later.
>Joe stood to his feet and lead both of them to
>the bed. He laid Andy down and told Mai to fuck him. Mai quickly
>jumped on the bed and moved to Andy's prick. Joe got behind her and
>slipped a ginger in her wet cunt.
Mish: Dear God - NOT FOOD! This is bad enough without the addition of food!
Yohji: Uh, Mish... I think the writer just mispelled 'finger'. Don't panic.
>She moaned and stopped her movement.
>She began to move up and down on Joe's finger. She grunted as he put a
>second finger in her pussy. Joe began rubbing on Mai's clit, parting
>her lips.
All: Nah... too easy!
>Mai moaned and sweated as she fucked Joe's fingers. Joe then
>slipped his fingers out of her warm cunt. "Now fuck him!" he said in a
>commanding voice.
Mish: (growls)
Donnie: (makes whip crack noise) Crack that whip, Joe!
Yohji: Whip it good, baby!
Mish: Hey, wasn't that Ken's line?
Yohji: Only in the outtakes.
Mish: Oh... right.
>Mai got on top of Andy and placed his cockhead at the
>opening to her pussy. She slowly pushed his dick in her, enjoying it
>stretch the walls of her delicate pussy. She moaned and so did Andy as
>they slwoly fucked. Andy took hold of Mai's hips and began pumping her
>on his cock. His 10 inches went as far as they could go inthe ninja
>girl's cunt.
Remy: Am I de only one t' notice dat dere was not'ing about a virginity problem?
Mish: No, you weren't, Cajun.
Donnie: (Andy) Um... Mai? I thought you said this was your first time?
Yohji: (Mai) Oh, Andy... I said it was 'our' first time. (Squeals) Oh, ANDY!
Mish: (lunges for Yohji, attempting to throttle him)
Yohji: (holds her at bay) Whoa! Down, broad-zilla!
>Mai relaxed and enjoyed feeling her boyfriend's cock run
>the length of her wet pussy. Her juicies dripped from her pussy onto
>his balls. Joe moved on the bed to Andy's chest. He got on top of him
>and aimed his cock for Andy's mouth.
Yohji: (Joe) Bang, you're dead.
Remy: We wish.
Mish: Get outta my head, Remy.
Remy: Non, you get outta mine first.
>Andy opened his eyes in surprise and slowly opened his mouth. Joe forced his 8 inches into Andy's >mouth. He beagn fucking Andy's mouth as Mai was doing his dick. Joe groaned
>as Andy sucked and licked his cock. Soon Mai climaxed all over Andy's
>dick. Andy kept up the blowjob he was giving Joe. Joe enjoyed the
>tongue action Andy was giving him. "I'm GONNA cum....." Andy said as
>spurts of semen went into Mai.
Donnie: Funny how virgins suddenly know how to talk dirty in the heat of the moment.
Remy: Funny how he can talk wit his mouth full.
Donnie: I didn’t catch that. Good point.
Mish: Shouldn't that have been 'I'm gonna CUM'?
Yohji: This is fantasy - get real.
>Joe continued fucking his cock in Andy's
>mouth until they heard a knock at the door. Mai got off the bed and ran
>to the door. There stood Andy's brother Terry with nothing on but a
>hard dick. He stood there with his at least 11 or 12 inch dick slapping
>his stomach.
Yohji: (Terry) Hey, I was just watching all the action on the closed circuit television and I wondered if I...
Mish: (grabs Yohji's throat) You'll stop right now if you value your life.
Yohji: Yes, ma'am.
>Mai greatfully let him in, where terry saw his younger
>brother giving Joe a blowjob.
Donnie: Letting some asshole ram his rod down your throat does NOT constitute as a blow-job!
Yohji: So sayeth the pervert.
Donnie: Damn straight!
>Joe put his head back and let out a huge roar as he came in Andy's mouth. Andy was surprised and took >as much of the cum as he could. He swallowed it and Joe got off of Andy. Terry walked over to Andy >and pulled on his dick.
Remy: Is dat some kind of incestuous handshake? 'Hey, bro, how ya doin'?'
Mish: I don't believe you just said that.
Donnie: I do.
Yohji: Incest is best, give your brother-
Remy: (holds glowing card under Yohji's chin) I wouldn't finish dat if I were you.
Yohji: Right.
>Andy began to get hard in his older brother's hand. Terry began sucking all over Andy's dick as
>Mai walked back over to the bed. She got on Andy's chest and wiggled her ass a little bit.
Mish: (Mai) Hey, Andy, do you think I've gained weight?
Yohji: One of those questions that has NO safe answer...
Donnie: Of course, we couldn't have the benefit of TASTEFUL incest...
Remy: We de unluckiest bunch of dumbasses in de world - what do you t'ink?
>She placed her cunt in Andy's face and he eagerly shot his tongue in her. She screamed as Andy licked at >her clit. He licked all over her pussy as his brother contiued sucking his dick. Soon Mai came in Andy's >mouth as Andy came in his brother's mouth.
Mish: (growls)
Yohji: (slides away from Mish in his seat) What's your problem.
Donnie: Mish has a serious problem with a certain word in that grouping. C-U-Next-Tuesday...
>Terry stood up and pulled Mai off of Andy.
>He laid her down next to Andy on the king sized bed. Her pussy was
>already wet from Andy's tonguing so he easily placed his dick in her.
>She moaned in pain, not ever being fucked by such a long penis. Terry
>slwoly went deeper in her, her pain turned into pleasure.
Mish: Okay, as a veteran of many a sexual encounter, one of them being with a well-endowed guy, I've NEVER equated deeper and better when it comes to pain.
Donnie: Mish... poor Mish... remember - this is a fanfic.
Remy: You give it too much credit, mon ami.
Yohji: Ain't that the truth.
>Joe walked over to the bed and Andy put him on the bed. Andy began licking Joe's
>ass as he prepared to fuck him.
Yohji: And here it is... We have finally achieved the zenith of disbelief.
Mish: Uh, Yohji, we reached that around the third paragraph.
Donnie: That poor virgin...
Remy: Dat poor fandom.
>Andy slowly aimed his dick for Joe's ass. He slowly slid in him, making Joe call out for him to stop.
Donnie: (winces) God, dry entry is a bitch.
Mish: Hasn't this guy ever heard of prep?
Yohji: Who, Andy or the writer?
Mish: Both.
>Mai and Terry were humping all over the bed, with his dick fucking in and
>out of her. The bed shook as Andy began to fuck Joe. Joe eased up
>after awhile and enjoyed the sensations Andy was giving him. His own
>dcik was humping the bed as Andy fucked him. Soon Mai and Terry were
>calling out as they both came. Not too much later was Andy cumming in
>Joe and Joe cumming on the sheets. They all cleaned up and slept on the
>bed together.
Mish: Mai gets the wet spot! Mai gets the wet spot!
Remy: I t'ink, wit' all dat, dey all sleepin' in de wet spot.
Donnie: Yeah, seems to me it would cover the whole bed.
Yohji: (is trying to reign in the urge to retch) Can we go now?
That thing's still hideous.