November finds you feeling in high spirits, and rightly so. Lots of cosmic goodies are in store for you, so you have every reason to believe that you'll enjoy November.
( More Astro Stuff )

Dear Monthly Horrorscope ( Read more... )

Once Mars enters Pisces for a two-month tour on April 6, you'll be ready for at least one new adventure. Travel could be one way you take advantage of this coming seven-week trend, and if so, getting a change of scene would be good for you. If you do decide to leave town, think big. Will you walk down charming streets of Kyoto, go big game watching ( Read more... )

Hello Horrorscope,
You are seriously too fucking right on for the month of September. In a kind of scary sort of way. Whoa.

( The Terror! The Fear! THE PANIC! )