One of the strangest things about Humans is the way they can be manipulated into dispensing food. Once per day they just produce it apparently out of thin air, and sometimes food just appears on the floor. But, just once in a while, humans get into a funny mood -- and then, if you're canny and quick, you can coax food out of them by a series of ( Read more... )

Humans are so strange.

Recently My pack has developed a peculiar habit. They make a noise at Me-"Pfote!"-and this means that they want Me to do something specific. So I sit down, and I raise My foreleg before Me. Whereupon the humans go all silly with happiness and relief, and they cuddle Me and give Me food. If I don't oblige them then they ( Read more... )

Damn that bloody incompetent Human Two. He was supposed to go and get yoghourt before the shop closed. The Humans always put a spoonful or two on my supper to give it a bit of extra savour. Otherwise the kibble's really boring and I can't bring myself to eat much of it. And Human Two forgot ( Read more... )

Ahhhh, satisfaction. Feeding-time is one of those little rituals that make my day. Better yet, it happens every day ( Read more... )