Niiiiiice. Looks like they finally have a Magneto. And he brought the Brotherhood with him!
Claire's roomy is really, really driven. Friendly, but driven.
Oh, Hiro. This is your nerdiest plan ever. This is a Luke Cage plot you're living out.
Wow. Who did you meet, Peter? Spiderman?
Oh cool, Claire's teacher is Ted from QAF! And he's reading
Aww, Hesam! I'm glad he's back. And Peter, he's clearly asking you out.
I love that even Bennet knows how creepywrong the whole Sylar/Nathan thing is. Oh, Noah. Seriously? You turned on the car? You're supposed to be smarter than that.
Well of course that's Danko's solution. "Let's kill it" is always his solution.
Aw. I liked Socially Awkward Girl. And I like that these things aren't happening in a vacuum; google shouldbe her enemy.
Bwahaha, Angela. You deserve all you get.
Oh, Sythan. Don't you find it odd that you had to ask "Do I like sushi?" You cannot damage control your way out of this, Angela. "What would I be without you?" Oh, show.
Aaaaand, it starts. Yes, Sythan. You're a Jedi. And, apparently, a Sith. Good luck with that.
Claire and Noah are so cute.
Ooh. Tatoo powers. And Ray Park! Give him an awesome power, show! You're clearly going to kill him, so make it good!
Ali Larter would make a pretty badass Emma Frost.
Yeah, that wasn't a request, Danko. You will forget Tracey Strauss. Welcome back, Haitian!
Oh, Nathan. Going to Peter is not a good idea. He's going to recognize that power set right off.
Oooh. Celerity fighting with kukris. Very nice. And he survived!
Aw, I like Gretchen a lot. I hope she has a cool power.
Stop encouraging him to create horrible futures, Ando! Your timelines overwrite!
Oh, dear. I didn't like Gretchen that much better than Annie! Claire, call someone. Do not go all Girl Detective by yourself!
Bwahahaha, Matt! I have no sympathy! Also, you are terrible at astral combat.
Gaaaah. Samuel talks just a little bit like Alastair from Supernatual. Everything they say just comes out filthy.
Oh man. Gretchen, I hope you didn't do this.
Ando, you are the worst liar who ever lied.
Oh man. I love me some questionable dark mentors, especially ones with sultry accents.
Oh Danko. You hid it in your gut? That's just messed up.
The thought of Parkman being responsible for anything more complicated than setting the TiVo fills me with horror.
Ah, Mohinder. So he is riding Spider-Man's powers.:)
Oh greeaaaat. Now Peter thinks this guy's power could be what puts him over the edge.
Aw. Noah wants to keep Peter from turning into Rorschach.:) He's like a supermanipulative Nite Owl.
Super speed fight go!
...Or, it's a Super Power detector, Peter.
Aw, I really like Gretchen. Go on with your creepy self!:)
Parkman, how can you be so bad at this? You are just an awful, awful telepath. Telepaths like you are why the PsiCorps gets created.
You see, Peter! Rorschach would never let that happen to Dan! (And to be fair, Captain Kukri is clearly going out of his way not to go for the kill shot.)
Sigh. It's like Parkman only uses his power at the most evil opportunity. Arrest a drug dealer? No! Never that! Mind screw some poor sap your SO might or might not have slept with at some point? Totally on board with that. Gah, Parkman.