Foolproof tips to being wide awake at 7AM

Sep 13, 2011 08:23

So I'm sure some of you, like me, are not morning people. Today I discovered a never-fail way to be wide awake in the early morning hours!

Here's what you do: Get up. Yawn. Get the cat off the mantle. Take a nice, soothing shower. Turn off the water and discover that one of the knobs is loose and the hot water will not turn off OMG! Discover that ( Read more... )

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aerilex September 13 2011, 15:00:38 UTC
Yipes! Are you all right? No scorched flesh? <3!

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misachan September 14 2011, 01:22:54 UTC
Oh, no, I'm fine. And unflooded! (Although the kitty did almost give me a heart attack by hiding from the plumber so thoroughly that I couldn't find her.)

At least I got to work only Bday fic while I was waiting around.

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miss_annthropic September 14 2011, 03:58:01 UTC
LOL! As someone who is not a morning person, I have a deep appreciation for your method... though I think I'll just stick with my 'wake up 25 minutes before 8 and be a zombie until after lunch'... I think your method is just too stressful

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misachan September 14 2011, 16:48:13 UTC
It IS a very advanced technique.

(I was so happy when I got up this morning and nothing suddenly broke. Lately it's like I've been manifesting the world's most useless mutant power.)

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