Foolproof tips to being wide awake at 7AM
So I'm sure some of you, like me, are not morning people. Today I discovered a never-fail way to be wide awake in the early morning hours!
Here's what you do: Get up. Yawn. Get the cat off the mantle. Take a nice, soothing shower. Turn off the water and discover that one of the knobs is loose and the hot water will not turn off OMG! Discover that no matter how much you turn the knob, the water keeps coming! This works extra well if your tub drains slowly and the water's coming so fast the water level starts getting high!
The final step is to make a panicked call to your landlord, trying not to drop your cell phone in the now almost-overflowing tub, then rush down to the basement in your robe to turn off the hot water to the entire house! If you follow these simple steps you may never in fact never sleep again!
*goes back to waiting for the plumber.*
Here's what you do: Get up. Yawn. Get the cat off the mantle. Take a nice, soothing shower. Turn off the water and discover that one of the knobs is loose and the hot water will not turn off OMG! Discover that no matter how much you turn the knob, the water keeps coming! This works extra well if your tub drains slowly and the water's coming so fast the water level starts getting high!
The final step is to make a panicked call to your landlord, trying not to drop your cell phone in the now almost-overflowing tub, then rush down to the basement in your robe to turn off the hot water to the entire house! If you follow these simple steps you may never in fact never sleep again!
*goes back to waiting for the plumber.*