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o(^.^)o  Bit diva, but quite an amusing read overall:


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 Thanks to Kevin for spotting this gem:


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Taken from this FB group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2239584101

1. Confess here often?

2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

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Wife:         'What are you doing?'  
Husband:     Nothing. 
Wife:         'Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' 
Husband:     'I was looking for the expiry date.'  
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Wife :       'Do you want dinner?'   
Husband:      'Sure! What are my choices?'  
Wife:         'Yes or no.'

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