A confession? XD

[mirwen_amruniel]

'Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asked, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is..'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighed in frustration.

'You're very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walked back to his pew, and his friend Franco slid over and whispered, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads!'